Is it normal i hate coffee?

i just drank a big cup of black coffee with lots of sugar in it and i still feel like throwing up. it tasted like literal fecal matter but i was desperate for caffeine.

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Based on 67 votes (43 yes)
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Comments ( 27 )
  • RoseIsabella

    I like my coffee like I like my men, blond roast with lots of cream and sugar!

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    • anti-hero

      So weak ass shit not real coffee?

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  • green_boogers

    Coffee. Never has something so simple produced so much inspiration.

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  • wigz

    Yes, it smells like tuna to me.

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  • Rusty-Rider

    I don' t put sugar in anything so I understand why you feel like throwing up.
    If you need a caffeine hit, why not try one of the many "energy drinks"? Lots of people enjoy them and there are a whole bunch to choose from. Maybe one of those will suit your taste. And there's always good ole' "Dr. Pepper"

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    • Ellenna

      Coffee isn't particularly healthy but so-called "energy" drinks are definitely unhealthy

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  • mysistersshadow

    Coffee and cigarettes. All you really need in life.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Coffee and cigarettes will help you take a big dump after breakfast in the morning.

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      • wigz

        And liquor will help at night! #2dumpsaday

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      • mysistersshadow

        Breakfast is a banana so not really so much.

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    • anti-hero

      And a good dentist.

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    • Ellenna

      Yeah keep on the cigarettes, COPD/emphysema is such fun

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      • mysistersshadow

        Different people have different life styles and coping mechanisms. I doubt I'll be around long enough to ever see the bad side of my habit but thanks for pointing out another way I'm lacking its helpful to have these things reinforced by people that don't even know me.

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        • Ellenna

          Apart from the first sentence I'm sorry but I don't understand your post. What's this "lacking" stuff about?

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      • wigz

        Only 1/3 smokers die from smoking. Favorable odds!

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        • Ellenna

          FIFTY PERCENT of smokers die of a smoking related condition. You won't think empysema is favourable if you get it, I can guarantee that

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          • wigz

            Last I heard it was 1/3 but either way what does it matter? Mostly, the ones who die of it just live long enough to.

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            • Ellenna

              Long enough to what? Lung cancer will finish you off quickly but emphysema goes on for years and the end stage is so extremely nasty I won't be sticking around for it

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  • flwrswhisperingnthenight

    I love coffee! Perhaps try a different brand or go to Dunkin Donuts to get a coffee! There are so many different flavors/brands of coffee that you could try. You can also try finding something else to replace the caffeine.

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  • UrsulaUndress

    Have you tried adding sugar! Or milk! Or whiskey! Coffee is the cornerstone of civilisation you donut!

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Coffee tastes like hot muddy water. Fuck you old people with no taste buds.

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  • Jellypop

    I don't like it, either. The only way I like coffee grounds is used as a topping for ice cream.

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  • Mytwin295

    Coffee is for people who cant manage themselves or stay awake.

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