Is it normal i don't feel like swapping my speech anymore?

So I have become very good at changing my speech patterns. Yet someone always seems to have to complain about something. I am a little sick of it. Initially I talked like a typical skater Californian. We tend to say "bro, Dude, you guys a lot. Now who is a dude? Literally anyone we talk to. Now there always has to be that prissy bitch who has to say "We not all guy mmmkay?" So I alter my speaking again to something more classy and people told me I sounded pretentious. At a few points I began imitating older folks who tend to use pet names like honey or dear. Which again bothers the shit out of people. At this piont I am a little fed up because sometimes I am speaking freely and forget to alter my patterns. To which I am scolded for saying something wrong.