Is it normal i did this to pass a drug test?

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In attempt to pass what I thought was a 12 panel drug test, I drank Total Eclipse Assure Detox. Then, I found out it's only a 5 panel drug test, so I didn't even need the Detox drink. But now, I'm worried about a totally different issue. Does that stuff have nitrates/adulterants?? good god i've lost my mind

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  • Navilluschizo
    8 years ago

    Usually I just squeeze a lemon into my urine cups.

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    • celestialfox
      8 years ago

      ...that wouldn't work though, there's a PH sensor on those

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      • Navilluschizo
        8 years ago

        You must be autistic.

        Edit: Lemon.

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    • The-Rondler
      8 years ago

      Nice

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  • Azaman
    8 years ago

    Can I have some benzos before they send you away?

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  • The-Rondler
    8 years ago

    Why don't You go dumpster diving for the package You disposed of and look for consumer information ? I'm sure there has to be a telephone number.

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  • itadaku
    8 years ago

    Saw this ingenious method of passing a urine test from some HBO series on american crime. Essentially just cover your fingers/hands in strong bleach (sodium hydroxide) and piss over your hands and into the container. Can be done while supervised very easily.

    SUX TO THE DRUG TEST UNLESS ITS NEW DRUGS YOUR TESTING

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  • I_Hate_My_Life123
    8 years ago

    I never use my own urine. I have to buy my sisters pee off of her for like $20, she knows I'd never pass a drug test.

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    • thegypsysailor
      8 years ago

      Boy, aren't those guys who read the drug tests gonna be surprised when you (a guy?) show positive for pregnancy?

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      • wigz
        8 years ago

        What a stupid response. You don't know if this person is male or female first of all, no indication their sister is pregnant, and if your job secretly tested you for pregnancy under the guise of a drug test, that's illegal. If they did do that, they'd certainly not inform you of the results as you'd then have ironclad grounds for a lawsuit against your employer and the testing lab.

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        • Bake34
          8 years ago

          No but they do test the urine to make sure it's actually the gender you are. At least where I'm from they do and it's standard.

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          • wigz
            8 years ago

            How? Why? It must be real cheap and easy to do. It still doesn't make much sense though.

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            • Bake34
              8 years ago

              Yes it is. Hormone levels. Women have more estrogen. And pregnant women have hCG.

              And I think where I am is so common for people to try and cheat the system that they check. It also has to be a certain temperature or it's an automatic fail.

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        • I_Hate_My_Life123
          8 years ago

          Couldn't have said it any better !

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      • I_Hate_My_Life123
        8 years ago

        I am indeed a female.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    8 years ago

    Does Assure Detox have nitrates/adulterants?? anyone know?

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  • TexasRED
    8 years ago

    When you posted this was google like down for maintenance or something?

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