Is it normal i associate the texture of sliced canned peaches with dolphins?

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This started when I was a kid. When I eat sliced peaches from the can I imagine it's actually little dolphins I'm eating because of the slimy, smooth texture and the slight arch of the plump peach slice. I would never eat an actual dolphin though.

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    Interesting comparison. When I worked in produce a long time ago, we'd refer to the kiwis as monkey balls.

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  • squirrelgirl
    8 years ago

    That's actually kind of cute! I always associate (whole) peaches with butts. :p

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  • Andurlittledog2
    8 years ago

    Dolphins are now protected. Those poor peaches, hunted down before they even mature. Or ripen as sick people say, then brutally ripped of their trees while minding their own business. Oh the brutality. Not to mention the massacre at the factory and then shoved in a can. You are sick.

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  • chained_rage
    8 years ago

    The other day I found out that DolphinAngel is a dude. It was disturbing because guys don't usually refer to themselves as angels.. except for actual angels.

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