Is it normal i am in love with my name?

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I always have been. I write my name in different languages and even have a fancy signature. I also make puns out of my name, and use it as a reference in conversations. I also have account names derived from my name. Once I even had a name for my alter ego. And the name was... you guessed it... a variation of my name.

I can get infatuated with women who say my name. Women with different accents saying my name makes me weak. Sometimes depending on how they pronounce my name it can even turn me on. One of my friends adds a harharhar at the end of my name and it makes me want to pounce her and drill her brains out.

IS THIS NORMAL?

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28% Normal

Based on 25 votes (7 yes)

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EccentricWeird

9 years ago

I think you have a lovely name, Fartshitface Jr.!

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KeddersPrincess

9 years ago

Is your name Horatio?

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- wistfulmaiden
  
  9 years ago
  
  I had a boyfriend named James Smith who wanted to change his name to Horatio when he was old enough. I wonder if he did it?
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  No but I like your thought process ;)
  
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shuggy-chan

9 years ago

For someone so proud of their name they sure didn't say it in the story.

Just saying

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  not proud. in love. there is difference!
  
  not sharing could be cause I skerred y'all will taintz it with your eyes... or that it would reveal my identity...
  
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  - shuggy-chan
    
    9 years ago
    
    must not be so great if you wont share it
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      hahaha. that line might work on your lady interests, shuggeh, but not moi.
      
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      - shuggy-chan
        
        9 years ago
        
        *waves dismissively* yeah yeah, avoid telling me. i personally think my first name is better anyway =D
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        9 years ago
        
        Better? That's highly subjective. But I'm sure you like your own name
        
        You don't love it as much as me though. Or else you would've created this story :3
        
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twistedsoul

9 years ago

I friggen hate my name, it's so awkward to say and most people can't even pronounce it, so it takes them months to get the right intonation. blah your name is probably way cooler

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LizardSkin

9 years ago

My name bores me and yours should too.

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wistfulmaiden

9 years ago

Napoleon?
Nickname :Nappie :P

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Lol
  
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CalciteQueen

9 years ago

Let me guess.

It's some kinda two syllable, clean-cut, ancient Roman name?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Two syllables yes. Clean-cut yes. Ancient Roman? No, but damn you're good.
  
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  - CalciteQueen
    
    9 years ago
    
    Oh, where does it originate from then?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      From my birth certificate :3
      
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pastor_of_muppets

9 years ago

I am also in love with my names. I honestly have thé coolest names in existence and I also do that pun thing

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- EccentricWeird
  
  9 years ago
  
  "thé"
  
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WhiteStallion

9 years ago

That's an enviable confidence with your name. I have two first names so it gets complicated...

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Two first names is even better!
  
  Stranger: Oh hai my name is Emma what is yours?
  You: My names are Alex-Jacob, who would you like to meet?
  Stranger: *gasp* Take me in your arms!
  
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  - WhiteStallion
    
    9 years ago
    
    Only if the stranger is you :)
    
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