Is it normal i am a crack baby?

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I'm a crack baby. I was born to a mom who was addicted to crack cocaine and I was born addicted to crack. When I was a baby, I stole from my Mom and crawled out the door to a crack dealer on my stoop and smoked my first bowl of crack at age 1. I still smoke crack and always will. I love crack, I live and breathe crack. Here's the thing, I was born liking crack and I feel the laws against it are discrimination against me and my fellow crack babies. I don't even feel different when i smoke crack, it's in my DNA and I can't help it so I don't get why it's illegal. Seriously, some of us are born with a need for crack. It's in my blood. I need crack cocaine just like some of you need food and yet crack is illegal. Shit pisses me off. I'm a totally intelligent person, yet I am a crack baby and therefore I need crack

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thegypsysailor

9 years ago

"totally intelligent person, yet I am a crack baby" Just about as far apart as any two things could possibly be, as shown quite clearly by your rant.

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- sexyseverus
  
  9 years ago
  
  This is offensive. my adoptive cousin is a crack baby and is incredibly intelligent.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  fuck you, I'm actually quite smart, I get mostly As and Bs in school and am considered fairly bright by most people I know. I just was born hardwired to require daily consumption of crack cocaine just as other people need water to live. I need crack to merely survive, but I'll admit the feeling of being high on crack never gets old. I love crack and I'm proud of it
  
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  - thegypsysailor
    
    9 years ago
    
    horse pucky, balderdash and fiddlesticks. smart like rocks are smart?
    
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Anonymous Post Author

9 years ago

Nah, I don't actually smoke crack. I think I convinced a few people this was for real though

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- NobodyKnows
  
  9 years ago
  
  No dumbass, you're never supposed to break character when you troll!!
  
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- whydoikeepgettinglockedout
  
  9 years ago
  
  you should start actually smoking crack
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    9 years ago
    
    I'm on crack right now!! :) Crack cocaine motherfuckers!!!!! Smoke crack every day :)
    
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pixie_dust

9 years ago

you can transcend the addiction, IF YOU WANT TO. At some point you will see the consequences are not worth it, or maybe not? Maybe you are not ever willing to give it up, but most people just keep wanting more and more and more and can't help themselves. that vicious cycle is what makes people want to stop.

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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

I think you are trolling, but crack is not in your dna. Being born with a drug addiction does effect your body chemistry but not your dna since drugs do not effect dna molecules.

Mothers who do drugs while pregnant should be charged with child abuse and sterilized.

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Freedom_

9 years ago

Crack babies have the ability to transcend their birth given addiction and are often blessed with great intelligence. They can even grow up to be healthy, normal adults. You are only making excuses for your addiction. Being a crack baby is only a part of your past. It's up to you whether you want to be a grown up crack baby or an awesome adult.

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- thegypsysailor
  
  9 years ago
  
  While that may be true, I don't think you can attribute any intelligence at all to the OP who writes, "When I was a baby, I stole from my Mom and crawled out the door to a crack dealer on my stoop and smoked my first bowl of crack at age 1." and expects anyone to believe this fiction (a kind word for lie), do you?
  
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Crusades_

9 years ago

Are you black?

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- [Old Memory]
  
  9 years ago
  
  Are YOU black?
  
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  - notleo
    
    9 years ago
    
    ARE you black? wait, why did we use capitol letters?
    
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      9 years ago
      
      Its someTHING i do.
      
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NobodyKnows

9 years ago

You're a gentleman and a scholar.

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zlofton

9 years ago

i laughed my ass off at this question.

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Nokiot9

9 years ago

You are an idiot. I was a crack baby and don't need crack. I've never had any inclination to do it. Don't blame ur poor self control and addiction on ur crack head mom. When it comes down to it you make your own decisions. Either to continue smoking rocks, or stop. And it sounds like you'd rather lose all your teeth and risk years in prison for a high

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  You know you want them rocks :)
  
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elsjac

9 years ago

This is the most trollest of troll posts I've seen in a while. Badly executed.

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wistfulmaiden

9 years ago

that's sad...you shouldn't smoke crack. I had a friend who had fetal alcohol syndrome and she started drinking later in life and she is really messed up now.

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**Restless**

9 years ago

That's because you were on crack when you were just in your mothers tummy. I heard that in Washington marijuana is not illegal.

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- [Old Memory]
  
  9 years ago
  
  Correction, its technically not unillegal. Big difference.
  
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