Is it normal hypothetical date scenario wwyd?
So, you're finally on a date with the person you've had your eye on for MONTHS. Both happily munching your meals, you notice a little spot on your date's cheek. They never had a mole there before and you know it's just a piece of dirt, so.... in a romantic gesture of love, care and rapport, you reach up and preen it away. And for some reason (you have no idea why) you smell it. It's just a reflex smell. And....it. smells. like. poop. Not "like poop", you smell it deep enough to know that without a doubt, it IS poop. Definitely poo, poop, shit, shite, fecal matter.
Your date had a poop-fleck on their face. But now you're touching it so you're both in this together in a way.
What do you do?
| Instant turn-on!! | 0 | |
| Instant turn-off~!!! Totally disgusted. Instantly leave and probably vomit | 1 | |
| Was planning on some poop stuff later anyway, so its foreplay | 1 | |
| Ha!! I half peed myself anyway, we're a match made in heaven :) Poo n wee 4 Eva! | 0 | |
| It'll be a funny story to tell our grandkids... | 3 | |
| Seriously, how did it even get there? I liked them, but something isn't right here... wtf?? | 5 | |
| Aww, sweet. Blow it and make a wish. | 0 | |
| Everybody poops, no big deal. 5 mins later and its forgotten | 3 | |
| Every time I look at their face I'm just gonna see that poop spot, so...NOPE | 1 | |
| If they have a good explanation and apology, I'll consider another date. | 0 |