Is it normal husbands farts smell strange, maybe he's cheating?

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His farts last night smelt like he had Thai food but he stayed late at work and said he came straight home. I want try and smell his farts again tonight. He was home late again, saying he worked late. Can farts tell if someone cheated?

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Based on 31 votes (8 yes)

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dirtybirdy

8 years ago | pl

I don't know but this is pretty funny. Sorry.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  My husbands cheatin and you find that funny? How else am i suppose to know he cheating, unless i stalk him?
  
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  - sillygirl77
    
    8 years ago
    
    Surely you don't *REALLY* believe you can tell by his farts?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      Not only do i believes it but i know who it is. Its the Chinese lady from the restaurant. She musta been cooking him up some egg fried rice and black bean sauce. I know he loves that. I saw him checking her ass out when we was in there last.
      
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      - sillygirl77
        
        8 years ago
        
        OP your farts smell like troll!
        
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        strangethingshappen
        
        8 years ago
        
        Agreed! So fukn hilarious xD
        
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      - dirtybirdy
        
        8 years ago
        
        They aren't exactly known for their curves...
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        8 years ago
        
        I knows. i got much more ass dont know why hes looking at a skin an bone ass.
        
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Arm0se

8 years ago | pl

Why u commin' home five in the mone? Somthin's goin' on let me smell yo dick!

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- RoseIsabella
  
  8 years ago
  
  Um hmm... Tell it baby, tell it!
  
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  - Arm0se
    
    8 years ago
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY
    
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- [Old Memory]
  
  8 years ago
  
  That song.... :)
  
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LuxM4G

8 years ago

I doubt that would be plausible evidence in court.

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[Old Memory]

8 years ago

I keep coming back to read this, it is so funny.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  My life is fallin apart, husband and i gone get vorced and u is thinking thats funny? You little hussy. Maybe you the one cooking him chicken chow mein.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    8 years ago
    
    Yes it was me. I am making the chicken chow mein and it's so damn good he keeps coming back for more.
    
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    - strangethingshappen
      
      8 years ago
      
      No dont you get it! He is having sexy time with a hot chicken ;)
      
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Emmajane123

8 years ago

"I want to try and smell his farts again tonight" . LOL LOL !

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I smelt his farts while he was watching tv and they smelled like chicken chow mein. I think hes doing it with a chinese lady cause his farts always smell like chinese food. He was eyeing one up in the chinese restaurant actually. Imma go there this week and confront the bitch.
  
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  - strangethingshappen
    
    8 years ago
    
    I think he might be cheating on you with a chicken! No wonder his farts smell of the essence of a nice toasty hot chicken ;)
    No pun intended ;)
    
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randypete

8 years ago

dose it smell of cum

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Redcoats

8 years ago

I'm troubled by the fact you are so insecure, that you automatically assume your husband is cheating on you, purely because of the smell of his farts.

Step back for a second and think about how utterly stupid that sounds.

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Ellenna

8 years ago

Farts might be able to tell you what he's been eating but not necessarily that he's been cheating. Maybe he had thai food for lunch?

While I feel for you worrying you have a cheating partner, it is pretty funny to be checking the smell of his farts for evidence.

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Cuntsiclestick

8 years ago

So you're saying you have a fart fetish?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  What? His farts smell diffrent than usual, so i think hes been going someplace else after work with someone else. I dunno how else to find out if he cheatin.
  
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  - green_boogers
    
    8 years ago
    
    Don't be so damn hopeless, stalk him. Put spy equipment in his car to show where he's been.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      Alrighty thanks for the advo. I think i might hire an investigater as wells.
      
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    8 years ago
    
    My armpits smell different than they usually do because I was on an exercise bike. Wanna sniff? They're warm and moist.
    
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    - regisphilbin
      
      8 years ago
      
      can i lick your armpits like a Popsicle
      
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      - Cuntsiclestick
        
        8 years ago
        
        Too late. They're all clean now. Lol
        
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mokuton

8 years ago

Smell his dick and if u smell pussy juice you will probably know.

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gloryholeflasher

8 years ago

Woman's intuition, plus the farts, sounds pretty compelling to me! Next time he calls and says he has to work late at the office fix yourself up real seductively and meet him at the door in your most enticing lingirie and see what his response is. If he can't "get it up" then you know for sure!

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D'lirium

8 years ago

This made me laugh so fucking hard.

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VanioVanio

8 years ago

Obvious troll is ovious. https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100411200418AANiqU8

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Well thank god for the troll hunter...29 comments later. So not so obvious
  
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  - VanioVanio
    
    8 years ago
    
    I mean there was some serious replies that im sure where not joking. :D
    
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INAC

8 years ago

So you read news articles as well, good to know in which the wife stalked him, and eventually mutilated her husbands' dick. In either case no this is far too stupid to be real.

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Aries

8 years ago

Is there a singles diet and cheaters diet that I am possibly unaware of? this is really fucking strange by the way .

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