Is it normal has this happened to you

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OK, so I'm 30 and live with my mom (I know I suck), anyway mom does these powerpoint education workshop things at her work, she just sent me a text "had to borrow your USB for my presentation, thanks"

So I went to my desk to see which one she borrowed..."HOLLY SHIT" she borrowed my 'porn pics' USB :O what will happen when she opens it? I have about 2gb worth of pics of fat naked chicks on there. Please help, what can I do?

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  • Shrunk
    9 years ago

    Boring troll

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  • Faceless
    9 years ago

    It be funnier if she opened the wrong file up at work during her presentation.

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  • Johnnytherat
    9 years ago

    Leave the trollin to the professionals k chief?

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    9 years ago

    Who puts porn on a USB?...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I don't want to save them on my hard drive, what if I need to get my lap top repaired, the dude in the shop will tell everyone in town, some of the pics have 'step mom captions' I don't want people knowing I'm into that shit.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Um... I am hoping that she didn't open it during presentation. If you can, I think that you should consider getting your own place. In the meantime, take your "sensitive" materials and store them in a discreet area.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Noo. I'm going to end it.

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    No.

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  • OldOwl
    9 years ago

    Move out!! password protect your USB..

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  • richmanjoe
    9 years ago

    Loser. Move out of your mother's house. Hire an escort since you'll never get a gf.

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  • kini.mesi
    9 years ago

    So, tell us what happened. Did she open it?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      She was mortified when she found the 'Ghetto Booty' folder, now I have to see a shrink once a week.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    What's done is done. She's probably going to find out there's porn on it. She also might delete it to make room for her stuff. The only thing you can do now is learn to hide your porn USBs in a better place next time.

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  • seakelp
    9 years ago

    Move out. If you're really desperate for work, I'd suggest taking advantage of the natural gas boom up in North Dakota. Word on the street is that you can make bank even without a degree.

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    • EccentricWeird
      9 years ago

      Nobody should trust the advice of photosynthetic organisms.

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      • Faceless
        9 years ago

        I always thought that users name was like a clever double meaning cause it kind of sounds like "seek help".

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        • EccentricWeird
          9 years ago

          9/10

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  • AppleMind
    9 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GIGKYVeNCc&app=desktop

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