Is it normal for women to be obsessed with me because of my badge

Is it normal for women, especially white women to be sexually obsessed with me because of my job (I'm a LEO) it doesn't make any sense. I'm decent looking I guess, but everyone knows cops make no money, I mean some days I can't even afford food and I was always told money is the main draw for women so what gives

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  • richardgerecameinmyass

    I thought cops got paid big Q money to beat up college kids and black people. Do you have a flat top haircut? I bet you have a high and tight flat top haircut. Please tell me you have a flat top haircut. Do you have a flat top haircut?

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    • BigBlackCop

      Nah friend trust me the last thing a LEO wants to do nowadays with all the scrutiny is to commit an act of brutality. If I so much as get a complaint (and all of mine have been BS) I risk dying of paper cuts from all the paperwork I'd be expected to file. And sorry, but my haircut is just your standard fare

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      • richardgerecameinmyass

        Body cam?

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        • BigBlackCop

          Unfortunately because my department is poorly funded I haven't been issued with a body cam yet. If I don't get one soon I might buy one just to put an end to the vexatious complaints I get

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          • richardgerecameinmyass

            Its probably a good idea.

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            • BigBlackCop

              Yeah, exactly

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        • BigBlackCop

          My department has them, but because we are underfunded most officers, including myself aren't equipped yet. To be honest I can't wait to get mine hopefully it will put vexatious claims to a rest

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  • IMissMary

    Women obsess with me because of my Bulge

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  • mypenisinyourmouth

    Says Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town?

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    • Fugazi,again

      He has 8 badges, he must get laid sll the time

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  • dirtybirdy

    Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!

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    • shuggy-chan

      Badgers we don't need no stinkin badgers

      And I found your new profile pic

      http://imgur.com/E46p6HL

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      • dirtybirdy

        Hahaha sweet, and so true. I'll use it next ;)

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      • richardgerecameinmyass

        Sometimes I like your comments and other times I will read them and just want to punch you in the face and imagine fucking your dad.

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        • shuggy-chan

          I rarely have the motivation to take things serious on this site these days. so mostly if i comment now a days, it is for more personal jokes or I was actually inspired by something to weigh in

          also i rather like being infuriating at times

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          • richardgerecameinmyass

            So its okay to fuck your dad or what?

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            • shuggy-chan

              Only if he is your daddy bear

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      • RoseIsabella

        OMG! That is truly an awe inspiring sight!

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  • Lonely2

    I guess different women are attracted to different things , but many women are attracted to what they perceive as authority, confidence, power and status , for some that might mean a badge and a gun for others money is their thing...be thankful...just don't do anything on duty or in uniform...nor use your position to get some...you might find yourself out of work and disgraced

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  • RoseIsabella

    I think it's normal for women to find men in uniform attractive.

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    • BigBlackCop

      I suppose that would explain why women seem to like military men as well

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      • RoseIsabella

        Yep.

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  • Fugazi,again

    Do you mean your rusty sherriffs badge?

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    • BigBlackCop

      Sheriff? I wish, I'm still working my way up to detective

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      • Fugazi,again

        Rusty sheriffs badge means anus

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        • BigBlackCop

          What? Is that slang?

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          • Fugazi,again

            No its a scientific term dipshit. Duh

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            • BigBlackCop

              No I was asking if its actual slang or something you made up, I now have my answer

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  • RoseIsabella

    LEO?

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      law enforcement officer which the op certainly aint

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      • BigBlackCop

        I said I'm a police officer, not the POTUS or something fantastical

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        • wigz

          What kind of police officer? State? Sheriff's deputy? Military? City?

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          • BigBlackCop

            I'm an NYPD officer, I work in NYC as a beat cop

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            • RoseIsabella

              Is it normal that unless I was an über rich celebrity I'd probably never wanna live in New York City? I think I would like to check out Austin, Texas or Denver, Colorado, but I'm afraid I would get some altitude sickness or have perpetual nosebleeds in Denver.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Yeah, see I've never heard of it being made reference to as such.
        *farts adamantly*
        :-/

        I used to buy pot from a guy named Leo, but he was kind of an asshole. The only reason I put up with it was because he had a wide variety of chronic at reasonable prices.

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        • Fugazi,again

          Wow youre so cool

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          • RoseIsabella

            Not really, that was just the name of the dude I used to get chronic from. I know it sounds like some smart-ass comment that someone would make up, but it was part of the reality of the situation of my life about twelve years ago. He had some good shit, but he was an asshole. No big whoop.

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        • BigBlackCop

          Yeah LEO is mostly a police thing

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  • Ellenna

    You have your astrological symbol on your police badge?

    And how do you know they're sexually obsessed?

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    • BigBlackCop

      I mean many of the women I interact with straight up ask if I'm interested in having sex

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      • Terence_the_viking

        You been arresting hookers mate.

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        • BigBlackCop

          I'm not talking about people I'm arresting, although with that being said you wouldn't believe how many men offer to blow me if I look the other way on a ticket

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      • Ellenna

        You must look really REALLY hot

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        • BigBlackCop

          Heh, maybe, at least I hope so!

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          • Ellenna

            Have fun then!

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            • BigBlackCop

              Thanks, I'll try

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    • 8=====D~~~~~

      Astrological symbol on the police badge! Oh my good god! I'm dying of laughter! LOL

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      • richardgerecameinmyass

        We need to put all corrupt police and soldiers into work camps to pay their debts to society. We also need be more sympathetic to the american muslim population. Its our fault that we are hated.

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        • BigBlackCop

          What the hell?

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          • richardgerecameinmyass

            Lol.....

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    yall must look inshape causea all the steroids

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    • BigBlackCop

      I don't use steroids, but I am indeed in good shape, not great, but the whole chasing after criminals all day thing ensures I'm in good health

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        i dont believe you

        yallre a black cop like im obama

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        • BigBlackCop

          Lol being a black police officer isn't that unusual

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

            bein anythin yall claimsta on this website is

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      • wigz

        Yeah right, foot chases are pretty rare.

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        • richardgerecameinmyass

          Your only job is to hold in your bowel movements as long as you can while watching the first season of Frasier.

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        • BigBlackCop

          They're surprisingly common where I patrol, but I was mostly speaking euphemistically

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