Is it normal for valentines day i'd like to eat spaetzle from my gf's ass?

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Pretty much self explanatory. is it normal for Valentines Day I'd like to eat spaetzle from my GF's ass? It would make me so happy if she just laid there watching TV while I chow down on doughy spaetzle from between her ass cheecks. OK so I'm single and don't have a girlfriend. I'm not even dating anyone at the moment. But there's still time to get a GF between now and then isn't there?

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    9 years ago

    What's spaetzle?.

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  • Fall_leaves
    9 years ago

    Bring this up on the first date.

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    • charli.m
      9 years ago

      That's too long.

      As the sentence preceding "Would you like to go out sometime?"

      And with absolutely no other preamble.

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  • Nokiot9
    9 years ago

    I prefer the Arby's bbq sauce. But to each his own

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  • Ace09
    9 years ago

    It's ok if you're into ass worshiping.

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    I had to look up what spaetzle was.

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  • stopandthink
    9 years ago

    There sure are a whole load of ass kissers among us. But eating? From the ass of a person you haven't met, or who may not even exist?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I just know she's out there somewhere waiting patiently. Just the thought is enough to make life bearable.

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      • Ace09
        9 years ago

        That's just fucking sad bro.Hold on,u'll find her someday.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago

          "Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
          Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight

          Somewhere out there someone's saying a prayer
          That we'll find one another and I'll eat spaetzle from her crack."

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    Not normal, I've never had good spaetzle.

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