Is it normal for my bf to call my cooking prison food?

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I dont cook a lot but I can make some stuff whenever I invite my bf over and make dinner he eats it makes mmmm noises and says it reminds him of prison. After finishing he thanks me and says dinner was good. He has never been in prison. Im not a great cook but what I make its not bad people said its good. Last night I texted him to come over to eat in and he replied jail food! I cant wait. I dont get it is this male humor or is he being mean and doesnt like my cooking I dont get it

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago | pl

    It sounds like he's just teasing you.

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  • KeepsakeDoll
    9 years ago

    Visited prison before for a school trip.

    We ate at the staff cafeteria and the food was pretty good.
    He probably means that.

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  • eastbeast
    9 years ago

    Ask him if he would like some 'Prison Sex' to go with the food.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I actually don't know if he is being insulting or not. At first it sounds insulting but then he acts happy that you've cooked for him.

    Ask him directly if he actually likes your food. Sounds pretty damn douchey of him to say if he doesn't like your food. He could of just said he doesn't like it and offer some criticisms so you can cook things moreso the way he likes it if you are cooking for him.

    But yeah, I'd ask him directly. If he dislikes your food and is insulting your food even though you are cooking for him, then he's a fuckin' douche.

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      The supreme leader of Duztopia has spoken!

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      • wistfulmaiden
        9 years ago

        when do you NOT want to hear the words "Jesus loves you"?
        In a Mexican prison...

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        • RoseIsabella
          9 years ago

          Damn, that was good!

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  • pixie44
    9 years ago

    Ask him to cook for you and then say the same thing to him :)

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Ive been to jail. It was better food than I got at school.

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    • noid
      9 years ago

      What for?

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        Counterfeiting

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        • wistfulmaiden
          9 years ago

          that's kind of badass.

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        • noid
          9 years ago

          Oh lol

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    • wistfulmaiden
      9 years ago

      I don't doubt

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    Give him a frozen kids meal tv dinner type thing.

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    • dirtybirdy
      9 years ago

      And maybe shove a shank up his rump for good measure.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    give him a slicea crappy bologna on a slicea bread and a cheap fruit cup

    tell him he can buy a packagea ramen noodles for ten bucks and threaten to stab him if he dont like it

    after all yalls just tryin to enhance his prison experience

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    9 years ago

    Thats funny.

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    No, but it is fucking hilarious.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Dump him, his sense of humor leaves something to be desired.

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  • Riddler
    9 years ago

    Maybe they have good food in prison? Considering what is mandatory for prison lunch is a lot better than what they give in school lunch cafeterias.
    http://dailyinfographic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/School-food-vs-prison-food.jpg

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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago

    When he says that, say ' have you been a naughty boy?' then wink,

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    • Mersaphe
      9 years ago

      i lik dis idea

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  • Freedom_
    9 years ago

    From what I hear prison food, such as that which they call "the brick" (a ramen noodle based concoction) can be a mesh up of many different things combined to form a unique flavor and texture that differs from the bland everyday served meals. Perhaps he's saying your ghetto cookin' is creatively delicious!

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    Don't cook for him, you've not even married. Make HIM cook or better yet, make him take you out. Girl, you gotta learn how to get him to do what you want...I recommend reading "Why Men Love Bitches" taught me a thing or two.

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