Is it normal for a poltergeist to...

Is it normal for a poltergeist to manifest as seeping diarrhea and piss from the wall and ceiling? I'm really frightened (no joke). There is pissy shit water coming out of my wall and ceiling and I'm thinking of calling an exorcist.

Has this ever happened to any of you???

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'm not a professional, but as someone who used to live in ghetto, rundown, houses, there is a serious plumbing issue. This one house I lived in as a kid had the same problem. The piss, shit, and mold from the moisture of said piss and shit got me sick. You need a plumber to fix the problem ASAP.

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  • you_go_glen_coco

    Sigh. They don't make poltergeists like they used to :(

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    • johnpartridge

      Tell me about it. I can't trust my poltergeist au pair to be alone with the kids what with my heavy bookcases not being properly screwed to the wall.

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  • MR.mr

    If you're serious contact a plumber and a priest one of them should hopefully be able to fix it.

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    • Ellenna

      Well I reckon the plumber would be much more useful than the priest! Especially as there are no such things as poltergeists anyway

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  • thewonderingfreak

    You need a plumber, not a priest.

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