Is it normal for a middle aged woman to say she is my mother?

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I had a middle aged woman say to me "Listen, son, I am going to tell you the truth. The truth is that I am your mother. Come and give your actual mother a big hug!"

I replied "Really?", interested to hear her theory behind this. To which she replied "Yes, I remember the day I gave birth to you. Have a DNA test, because your are my son!"

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Based on 13 votes (2 yes)
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    darth karen

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    • ellnell
      3 years ago

      LOL

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  • Ellenna
    3 years ago

    Either she's nutty or she was making a stpid joke or she wants you sexually OR maybe she really is your mother? If it's bothering you, you both need to have DNA tests.

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  • my_life_my_way
    3 years ago

    If it was just completely out of context then she’s a crazy bitch but if you were actually adopted and are trying to find your birth mother then it could be her.

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    • me1993
      3 years ago

      I think she wants to feel motherly love, and has taken a liking to me

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      • Mammal-lover
        3 years ago

        Try to fuck her. If porn has taught me anything it's the only rational step forward

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        • me1993
          3 years ago

          Sounds like a plan, that way I can give her a child of her own to raise and love.

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    She’s lying, it’s a house made of candy or som...oh I don’t know

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