Is it normal for a mainly straight female to love patronizing strip clubs?

I'm female, and 95% straight. After I visited a "Gentleman's" club to see an old work friend at her new job, I loved the experience and went as often as I could to several different strip clubs. It was awesome, like entering another world. One of my motivations for success is that someday when I am the CEO of my own company I will take three hour lunches at these clubs every single day in my three-piece suit and bring $2K or $3K with me in denominations no lower than $20s. I think it's awesome to go somewhere packed with half-naked/naked beautiful women who are all really nice to you and always smile at you. Out in the real world, many girls are haters for no reason, just because I'm attractive so they feel competition, and they don't even know me, so just that factor is a refreshing experience. I love watching them dance and just be sexy. Plus they smell good, they have soft skin, and it's cool to see sexy women being sexy just to be sexy. The friendliest ones who ask if I want a lap dance always get a yes and a huge tip. I frequent these clubs as frequently as possible. But whenever I go alone, I get a lot of weird looks and it's not as fun, and it's hard to convince anyone new to go with me - whether it's a boyfriend, a male friend, or a female friend. Also at some of the clubs the girls are more weirded out than others.

So is it normal for a straight girl to like strip clubs? If it is, it would be nice if the girls weren't as weirded out, I mean, how much creepier or threatening could I be? And I'm not there to hate on anyone at their workplace for doing their job - obviously I'm there because I want to be. I'm a respectful, paying, appreciative customer who tips really well.

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Based on 135 votes (93 yes)
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Comments ( 18 )
  • Riddler

    95% straight. I cant believe you measured this. HAHAHAHAHA

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  • farkelu

    I would go with you anytime!

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    • Awesome, let's go.

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  • Wnjlcsw69

    It shows self confidence security and admiration of what is beautiful about your self!
    You go girl
    From a 99% straight guy

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    hmm... interesting goal.

    although remember... of course these women smile and are nice to you. A stripper who didn't have charisma, or one who gave a cold shoulder to someone, would likely not last very long in the business.

    although if all the women you meet outside the strip bar hate you because of your looks... either you've been associating with the wrong people, or you're mistaking their reasons (or their hatred)

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    • You always have such insightful commentary. You have given me a lot to think about to improve my entire life experience. Thank you for your contribution.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    You'll spend USD 3K / day? That's a fuckton of cash.
    How are you going to become so rich? Creating your own company is no automatic guarantee of success.

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  • Mersaphe

    Wow that's really interesting. Don't know what to say still picking my jaw off the floor...

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  • kinkykitten

    No real straight woman likes other women ..you are bi

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    • Perhaps. I don't know, I guess. I did experiment a bit in my freshman year or so of college, but I never felt attracted to women the same way as I was to men. It also wasn't as fun as I thought it would be because most of the females were with their boyfriends they neglected to mention until they showed up at our date to "tag along" (e g. participate or at least just watch what would hopefully turn into a girl -on-girl porn scene come to life). If they were by themselves they demanded way too much attention, or they just talked too much. Like Tila Tequila said in her dating reality show, girls talk a lot, & I like to be the one doing most of the talking. Plus with our emotional proclivities and physical limitations being what they are, I couldn't wrap my head around being in a relationship with another female.

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  • Gaddar

    Don't listen these pussies its absolutely ok and fun!

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  • andiforoncedonthatehumans

    ok i like cookies too.

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  • Anime7

    I have to say you used the patronizing wrong in the title. That said, I imagine that this actually isn't normal. Although I could be wrong. But like if you enjoy strip clubs then go enjoy them.

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    • Hugh*Janus

      Patronize has 2 meanings, one of which is "frequent as a customer".

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      • Anime7

        oh hey you're right. My bad. I've only heard it used as like demeaning someone. I'm sorry.

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        • Hugh*Janus

          No big deal, I was just sayin'. You've probably heard of customers referred to as 'patrons'. Patrons be patronizin' lol.

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          • Anime7

            ha,lol

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      • Thank you for the clarification. ^This is the context in which it was meant.

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