Is it normal family bbq

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Its time for the annual is it normal family BBQ! What will you be bringing to the festivities?

I have some things set up already like a dunk tank full of tequila, bodily fluids and shame, a kissing booth and a giant trampoline. There is also a big 'ol mud pit for wrestling. Anyone interested in scat is advised to stay away from it. Thank you.

You will all receive a super soaker water gun upon arrival and may I suggest that all the ladies wear tight white t shirts and proceed directly to the trampoline. Men, wear your best speedo and help point out all the attractions.

im not coming to the bbq 8
food 2
beverages 1
drugs 6
hookers 6
nothing 2
therapists 7
games 1
its a surprise 3
other 3
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  • FruityGoofyFaggot
    9 years ago

    I'll bring enough drugs for everyone!!!!

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I'll bring a group of rabid flesh eating pigeons to eat the skin off everyone's nipples.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I knew I could count on you to really get the party started.

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  • iEatZombies_
    9 years ago

    I'll bring my pet celebrity. Diane Sawyer.
    Also applesauce. For me. Not you.
    You can have some Diane.

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  • TheGodThatFailed
    9 years ago

    Frog legs, squirrel stew, and some bacon wrapped steaks smothered in BBQ sauce.

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  • anti-hero
    9 years ago

    Box of rubber dongs and some kleenex.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Long duck dongs are my favorite.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I would enjoy if endocannibalism was practiced this year.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Ewwwww

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  • ChaoticBunny
    9 years ago

    I'll bring Penelope, my pet purple unicorn. But be careful though, she has rabies >:)

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  • Pika-girl
    9 years ago

    My video games, drawing stuff, manga books, my doggies, Chespin plushie, money, and some rocks... Rocks so I can throw them on people! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Oh! I wanna bring my Pika-person-me! May I? Or... no? And Jeff, Eyelss Jack, BEN Drowned, Slender Man, Sally, Masky Hoodie, Laughing Jack, Ticci Toby, Smile Dog, BRVR, Grinny Cat, Sonic.exe, Lost Silver, Glitchy Red, and more people?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      You can bring whatever you like, especially rocks. Big ones. I've got a bunch too. And don't worry about the t shirt or replying to yourself :) you're a silly girl and I like that so I'm willing to bend the rules for you.

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      • Pika-girl
        9 years ago

        Ah... NIIIIIICE... Hehehehe... ¦♭

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    • Pika-girl
      9 years ago

      *raises hand* I don't have a tight white shirt. All of them are loose!

      (I know I replied to myself)

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  • Couman
    9 years ago

    I think I'll just take charge of photography this year.

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    I know what I'm not bringing...my pets, phallic vegetables, a family member

    But I can make potato salad

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