Is it normal don't want to donate my organs because a douchebag might get them?

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The thought of donating organs seems 'right' to me. I really don't see ANY reason why not to do so, EXCEPT that what if they go to someone I hate, or someone that's a complete asshole? I can't stand the thought of some jerk off running around with my fucking skin grafted onto him, or boozing it up with my liver, or beating his wife with his new strong bones. What if by me donating my organs and tissues, I inadvertently prolong the life of a real asshat that ends up killing people for no good reason? Or someone that I just HATE....like Bill O'Reilly, Dr Phil or some other blowhard jerk like that?? Or some fat fuck that killed their organs and skin from being a lazy fatass??

Why can't I specify who can or can't get my organs? If I could make restrictions, I'd donate, but that's not legal. The only thing you can legally do is donate an organ to a specific person, you can't exclude people though. Instead, I thought I'd just donate my body to a medical school of my choosing, that way at least I know it will do more good to more people who are less likely to be assholes. Or I can be totally selfish and just burn myself up in the crematorium, up in smoke, baby. You ain't gettin' none of me. Yeah, I think that's what I'll do, I don't really want people poking and prodding me and being like 'whoa, what the hell is THAT thing??? How did this idiot live so long with that tumor and the lungs of a 60 year smoker??' Besides, I don't care to be called a cadaver, it's not a very becoming term. So generic. I'm way cooler than a cadaver!! (pun intended)

So, is it normal to be concerned about an asshole receiving your donated organs?

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Based on 91 votes (58 yes)
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  • FrancoisDillinger
    11 years ago

    Yes. It is normal to hate Bill O'reilly.

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    • lastwolf
      11 years ago

      omg i tought i was the only one!

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  • penguin1
    11 years ago

    I don't understand what the big deal is about who gets your organs. Once you're dead, you have no use for them anymore, so why not donate?

    Besides, it's likely that anyone who needs a transplant will be extremely careful to not be in that situation again.

    One more thing, it shouldn't really matter if someone you don't like gets an organ. You'd donate for anyone that needs help right? Even a total stranger? Isn't that what the thought of donating is all about?

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    • Ono
      11 years ago

      Pretty much summed up what I was going to say. No point worrying about what happens when you're dead.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        11 years ago

        I think there IS a point in worrying about it. That's why wills are so popular, no? You wouldn't want some prick getting ahold of your property or money, so why can't the same apply for organs and tissues? Those things are worth more than money or your vintage Garbage Pail Kids collection!!

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        • Ono
          11 years ago

          To me there's a difference between the body and the will which handles the estate. Physical possessions can have meaning and specific value to people I know, so there's a purpose in assigning possession of them to certain people. My organs don't have the same specific meaning so I don't have the same concerns. I can't specify I want to donate my cornea to my sister. If she needed one and I died and she had the opportunity to have them that would be wonderful, but the chances of a certain person i know requiring a certain part and I was a match are small so I don't see much point in worrying about it.

          I really don't care what happens to my body when I'm dead, burial is a waste of precious space, cremation is a waste of energy, they can drop me in the sea to recycle through marine life for all I care. To me organ donation is just the ultimate altruistic act. I worry about the type of person I am when I'm alive, not so much the type of person some random stranger is, and I worry about them even less when I'm dead.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    you get to keep your asshole tho? next youll be saying gays cant have it cause they wore theirs out and yours is fresh and new, tsk tsk

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Actually I do anal, but it's still nice and tight, do they even do anus transplants?? I don't have a problem with gay people. I just have a problem with dickheads that don't deserve my organs. So, thanks to the jerks out there NO ONE gets my organs!! I'd donate my anus to a nice gay guy if I knew a cool gay guy that needed one and I happened to be terminally ill or whatever. But I can't risk having my anus going to some foolish, mean gay guy though, so I can't bring myself to just anonymously donate any body parts.

      I'd rather burn $100 than give it to some coksmith, so I feel the same way about my organs. I'm not taking any chances. Fuck that.

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      • JustinBiebsFan#1
        11 years ago

        i once hated this kid who was a tool box so i went to his house and took an upper decker, thats where you shit in the tank so when he flushes shitty water keeps getting refilled

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          I am aware of what an upper-decker is, and thanks to my handiwork, some others have been educated on the whole deal to boot. They were not pleased, I'm sure they'd rather have looked it up in Urban Dictionary but instead got to experience it What the fuck does that have to do with an anus transplant though?

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            Are you aware of a blumkin?

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          • JustinBiebsFan#1
            11 years ago

            you make me horny

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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    Yeah, You have a very interesting and very valid point.

    I would want to donate my organs if they could save the life of someone worth living, but there's always a possibility that they will save the life of someone who should rather die.

    If I don't meet a person worthy of them, then they must burn my whole body.

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  • iEatZombies_
    11 years ago

    I've heard horror stories about being an organ donor. I can't verify the reliability of the stories, but I know being an organ donor is not worth the risk.

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  • ladyluck31
    11 years ago

    I don't blame you, I wouldn't want some idiot having my organs either, especially if I know they won't take care of it properly.

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  • nobleserpent
    11 years ago

    Well! I love you to

    *cry*

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  • Nandoe
    11 years ago

    If you don't want to donate your organs to an asshole (dr. Phil :D ) then don't do it. They are still your organs and you can do with it whatever you want. I'm okay with it.

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  • SharP
    11 years ago

    Donating organs isn't all bad. What I dont like is donating money. I used to do community service in high school and it pissed me off to no end seeing the money given by good hard working charitable people being wasted on assholes that dont want to help themselves. i feel the same about the welfare system. in fact, i think that i just feel that way about people that wont help themselves in general.

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    Well they do some pretty tight screening on the candidates that receive organs. They might be an asshole, but they have to prove that they can handle the responsibility BEFORE they are given the organ in almost every case!

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    You make a very good and interesting point.

    I too, do not like the idea of my organs going to someone who is a complete fucking asshole. But do remember, that most people are not criminals or wife-beaters. On a statistical level, it is uncommon to be a criminal and wife-beater. But you're not going to see nearly as many organizations and news stories dedicated to decent people. Why? Because decent people are boring.

    If you want your organs to go to a decent person then you're going to have to donate them. It's a chance that you're going to have to take and statistically, they ARE likely to go to a decent person. There's still that chance that they will go to an asshole, but that's a chance that I am willing to take.

    In many cases, I try to avoid screwing over a majority of good people because of the deeds of a few assholes, and this is one of those cases.

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  • BlackDays
    11 years ago

    I wouldn't even try donating mine. They are tainted

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Lots of ladies rip their perineum during birth and could probably use a good used taint.

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      • BlackDays
        11 years ago

        Ha! C-section, baby. And what is this blumpkin? Wait, I'm not too sure I want to know :/

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          It's when you get a blow job while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

          Knowing is half the battle....

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          • Avant-Garde
            11 years ago

            I wish I didn't read that O_0

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            • BlackDays
              11 years ago

              I'll never be the same. No sexual act should be coupled with shit! Its fuckin disgustinggggggg!!! Gross dirty diseased smelly nastiness. Ick.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I see why you'd be upset. 'Tis a shame you that you can't choose would receive the gift of your donation. Since you can't choose, it's best not to donate unless someone you know needs something.

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  • Garglemysac
    11 years ago

    Hospitals get to farm blood and organs for free and charge patients out the ass, sounds legit.

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