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There is so much talk about hooking up with a girl and have sex with her right in the first encounter.
What would you tell the girl so she would agree to have sex with you? Suppose this is the first time you two meet.
What do you think?
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So fuck me maybe
Avoid subtlety, that's for losers.
Go up and stare into her eyes, less than 5 inches from her face. Breathe very heavily. Say, "We will fuck." Drool a bit, for best effect.
You're welcome.
*Go up to charli.m (aka Mel) and stare into her eyes, less than 5 inches from her face. Breathe very heavily.*
"I like that.
And I like you.
Let's fuck!"
*Drool a bit, for best effect.*
Thank you.
(BTW, it would be my first doing it.)
I laughed really hard when I read this.
Never have I felt more proud of you.... :P
If you stick a gun in her face, I have little doubt that you could get most girls to allow you to have sex with them on the first date.
From your post that sounds like that's the only way you are going to get sex with ANY girl, on your first date or thirtieth.
You could try the Bill Cosby method. Just put the rufies in the pudding, then fuck her with the pudding pop.
It's love at first sight. Or in this case, "I want to stick it in the pink" at first sight.
Thats Easy All You Got To Do Is Ask. "Hey I Just Met You But I Was Wondering If We Could Have No Strings Attached Sex" And She Will Say "of Course Why Not Lets Do It " Trust Me
I just stick a 20 into her panties. That usually does the trick. If not, copius amounts of alcjhol usually does the trick. However, a girl that easy can give you a gift that lasts a lifetime. I believe they call it STD's. Just connect with a hooker and then you don't have to worry about civilities.