Is it normal : the ejaculation chronicles

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I don't masturbate a lot. Maybe once a week. Twice, if I'm feeling frisky.
Sometimes, when I cum, this thick jelly textured cum comes out of me. It's like an immense build up inside my penis (kinda like it isn't gonna come out) and then it comes out leisurely. It feels good though. Kinda like a traffic jam. The colour is a bit off though.
Other times it comes out like pee. It just won't stop flowing out of me and it feels so good that my eye even starts twitching.
Most of the time the cum is just normal and boring and it feels like nothing. And I stand there with my penis in my hand thinking to myself: "there has got to be more to life"

Is my thick and sometimes thin cum normal?

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83% Normal
Based on 6 votes (5 yes)
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  • RainbowDischarge
    9 years ago

    I love this title.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I actually thought moderation deleted this post...so I created a rant post about this post named: "iin to dodge dodgy post titles"
      Because I thought posts get deleted if the title has certain words in it.

      Anyhoo. Thank you for loving my title. Do you have any advice for my penis?

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      • RainbowDischarge
        9 years ago

        It sounds normal other than the slight discoloration maybe? Idk. I dont have a penis.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago

          My penis both thanks you and salutes you

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    its better for yalls prostate to keep the traffic flowin

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