Iis it normal that all the witty,sarcastic,things,i,have,to,say,abandon,me,?

Well, throughtout the day a multitude of witty,funny and charming thoughts and ideas occur to me but the instant I attempt to share these with a friend of mine I like and have romantic feelings for the ideas and words abandon me? Is this normal?

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Based on 38 votes (33 yes)
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  • alv1592

    You, use, too, many, commas,,,

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

      You,forgot,to,mention,the,lack,of,spaces,between,the,words

      =)

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      • alv1592

        I also noticed it says IIIN. With 3 I's rather that 2. Hah. :P

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    • TwistedTurd

      Give your opinion about his problem, smartarses!stop picking on people's grammar all the time, totally ignoring the essence and the person's issue!Dude, the girl/guy is surely stunning since you loose your mind.I think you should try and get over it and be yourself, because that's the only way you will win her heart!You have to prepare the field and then you can spread your love...seeds...and that will surely come back at you from her side (without the seeds, but with some eggs, some might call it balls, but it's a rare female condition :)

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      • lolol555

        Well look, if they seriously want help and advice they should at least put the effort in to forming coherent sentences with grammar...

        Oh and, if you really want to argue against someone else you yourself should also probably put the effort into your grammar, otherwise you leave yourself open to all sorts of criticism about your grammar.

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        • TwistedTurd

          If you are talking about the grammar again, then it's quite obvious you missed my point.People consider intelligence or whatever to be connected with petty things like grammar, which is one of the less important things in life.I'm not saying I like to read retarded internet language, but hey, a few typos never did any harm to no one as long as you can comprehend the whole message.
          It's like that test they did about the human brain being able to read mixed up words.seesh!

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      • alv1592

        I don't understand half of what you said, you friggen Kate Nash fan. Something about eggs and seeds and shit, cool story bro.

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        • TwistedTurd

          who the fudge is kate nashty?

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          • alv1592

            lol..just some British pop star. I used to like this guy who was obsessed with her. But it's in the past. Take care, and tell me a cool story anytime bro.

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    • River710

      Ikr

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  • dappled

    It's begun happening to me too. I've had to start noting things down. Normally I could remember any conversation or thought I'd ever had and it's kind of scary that I now can't. Notepads are great, though.

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  • DannyKanes

    This happens to me too when I think of things for my book. So I write them down immediately in my phone so I don't forget :)

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  • OliveOil

    This happens to me too. I think of all the hilarious things, but when I get on the phone with him, my mind goes blank and I can barely think of things to say. The things start rolling back into my head after talking for a while though, like half an hour or more..

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  • Jweezee

    I would normaly make some smart ass remark but im going to attempt to give some genuine advice.

    I could be wrong, but I assume you are better able, to some extent at least, engage in humorous repartee with your other friends. I recommend going out as a group, giving you an opportunity to display your charming/sarcastic side among your friends in his presence.

    I used to have kinda the same prob. But i found my true maljackassery shined while amongst those i'm most comfortable. Once you get a few sincere laughs out of the one your after it's all down hill. Goodluck

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