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If your pets could speak, how would they describe you?
| Best human ever! | 28 | |
| God, I'd run away if it weren't for the free food. | 9 | |
| They're so weird. | 27 | |
| I am not the pet, I'm the master in this relationship. | 16 | |
| I'm indifferent. | 3 | |
| what, huh.. is it play time? | 23 | |
| Other | 6 |
Uh, my owner picks their nose all day and bombs out the bathroom. Plus some of the shit she says to me is fucked up. I saw her masturbate a few times and pounced on the covers because I thought she was trying to play with me. Guess not.
where the hell were you???! I missed you!!!!! where do you go everyday??? Oh wait squirrel outside!!!! Oh hey there you are, where do you go all the time????? well your back now! Look what I did to the tennis ball you just got me!!!! time for a new one right??? RIGHT???? oh man I gotta go pee!!! lemme out lemme out lemme out! oh thats good, nice, damn squirrel always running up the tree when I come outside, let him get a whiff of what I just left him under that tree. Time for a walk??!!!? ALRIGHT LETS GO !!!!!!!!!
daddy was playing with his long toy again today, i dont understand why he only plays with it when mummys gone, dont know why hes shouting at it either.
My dog would say that me and my family are awesome for taking her in after she was abused and that we give her everything that she wants and she gets more love then any other dog in the world.
My doggie would say "Oh. You. What the fuck do you want? Oh gross, no, don't touch me, you freak, what do you take me for? This is MY fur, and I am perfectly capable of shedding it all over the house without you damn well patting me. Ugh. Just fuck off. If you're not walking me or feeding me, you're of no use to me. Why don't you lot just die already?" Then she'll either headbutt me or sneeze on me and walk away. She headbutted me in the face once. I thought my nose was broken. She got all excited cos I was crying. She did her sneezy bum wag dance. My dog is fucking weird.
While my cats definitely believe themselves to be the masters, they probably wouldn't find that even worth mentioning(after all, how should it be different. They are cats, after all.)
Na, most likely, they would describe me as weird ^_^
I regulary color my "fur", i enjoy myself with other females, i put on some extra stuff when i'm going hunting(clothes when going out of the flat)...and thats nowhere near touching everyday stuff :)
they're gonna yell at my sister for the stupid cute face she plays with them with , also the way of her speaking to them , i think they'll tell her that her voice sounds so stupid and horrible , also they'll ask her to stop kissing and hugging them every 2 sec. :D
And My Cat would be like, Yo dude stop staring at my dick when it pops out, I love watching cats lick themselfs :)
"Hey master, Come play!"
(I'm sure that's the only thing my dog thinks about when he sees me.)
...two hours later...
"I'm starting to get tired, how you holding up?"
Me: "I was tired long ago!"
My mom had to take me to the bad man who did surgery on my paw. I had a cyst removed and these stitches are horrible. But my mom takes good care of me. But wait! What's that? Ugh! She tried to trick me again by stuffing some pill in rolled up meat. Let's spit it out. There. On the floor. Uh oh. She tried again with peanut butter. Darn. I had to swallow that thing. My dog sister is laughing at me.
But, I love my family. I feel loved and safe.
I got my Dog on sale for $200. he was going to be put to sleep next week, We got him and shown unconditional love. It stays with my uncle now because we had to move. everytime i go to see him, it pees.
My Hamster would be like Let me out of this god damn cage bitch, Get me a new wheele this one is to nosiy, Stop getting changed in front of me Noone wants to see yo ugly Bod,And for heaven sake clean my cage more often Im tierd of sitting in this shit whole,
The giver of food and water. She takes our eggs every morning and she also makes the coop less stinky. I hope she shakes the tree so some yummy apples fall down.
Omg! She's so beautiful! Now gimme food or rub my tummy or I'll scream, bitch!