If you would have the choice to be born again,as an object

What object would you choose to be?

a chair	3
a crash test dummy	3
a police baton	10
a hammer	5
a dildo	27
a coam	2
a fridge	7
a woman	39

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Yumazing

11 years ago | pl

... woman?

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yesnomaybeso

11 years ago | pl

Why does it say woman?

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago | pl

Comb mate, comb.

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myownopinions

11 years ago

Excuse me!?! Are you implying that women are "objects"?????

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- VioletTrees
  
  11 years ago
  
  I think that's the joke.
  
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  - myownopinions
    
    11 years ago
    
    Yeah, I figured as much.
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  yeah. you have a problem with that? huh?
  
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  - myownopinions
    
    11 years ago
    
    ob·ject/ˈäbjəkt/
    
    Noun:
    
    A material thing that can be seen and touched.
    
    *Shrugs* I have no problem with it. I am an object, and so are you.
    
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

a coam

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- Justsomejerk
  
  11 years ago
  
  Oh unfair, I wanted to be the coam.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    you can be the big coam and i will be the little flea coam
    
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    - Justsomejerk
      
      11 years ago
      
      I'll be the big coam Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and you can be the big coam Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
      
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bristexai

11 years ago

A black person.

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Julia Louis Dreyfus's toilet paper.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  you are sick man
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    Aren't we all.
    
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NeuroNeptunian

11 years ago

Adriana Lima's dildo.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Dyke!
  
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  - NeuroNeptunian
    
    11 years ago
    
    DAM!
    
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

... A fridge because at least I'm guaranteed to have some social interaction that doesn't involve been sat on or run through greasy hair or a vagina/asshole every day. People might even talk to me if I'm empty or otherwise unsatisfactory.

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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

Would I still have the ability to feel?

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The_Devil

11 years ago

A politician.

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GoraIntoDesiGals

11 years ago

Kim Kardashian's underwear.

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JuneB

11 years ago

Be a fridge, then everyone will love you :)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  yeah and guys would put their meat in you =))
  
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Imposturously_yours

11 years ago

I would go with police baton, but you don't know the kinky shit that goes down at the copshop.

But let's say -in the perfect world, I'd love to be something made specifically for beating the shit out of people.

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dirtybirdy

11 years ago

A portable morticians table.

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dappled

11 years ago

Any, except hammer. I'd imagine being a hammer is like having a recurring headache.

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Tarkio

11 years ago

You said woman. Do you mean an inflatable blow up woman? If not, you need some education boy...

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  11 years ago
  
  screw you buddy!
  
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  - fallingleaveswithfaces123
    
    11 years ago
    
    DAMMIT! woman are not ''things''
    
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