If you were trapped on gilligan's island, would you be.....

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Attempting to rule the island with an iron fist 19
Building a raft out of bamboo, vines and coconuts 15
Killing off the other castaways so you can finally be alone 12
Planning Gilligan's well-deserved death for ruining your rescues 16
Figuring out a way to rip off Mr. and Mrs. Howell's money 3
Finding the least painful way to commit suicide 12
Getting drunk on anything you can ferment to pass the years 9
Fully exploring that "little buddy" stuff with the Skipper 6
Befriending all the animals on the island 19
Having sex with your fellow castaways without a care in the world 91
Working with the Professor to figure a way off the island 42
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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Kill them all

    with kindness.

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    • Allistalla
      11 years ago

      Am I the only one who put kill off all the other passengers becuase i thought that response was just hulurious XD yah shut everyone the hell up and at last I have some peace LOL XD WHY DID SO LITTLE POEPLE PICK THAT .

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  • shuggy-chan
    12 years ago

    can i vote to befriend all the animals, then rule the island as a tyrant, have sex with my castaways, after killing that retard gillian, and get crunk off some nice ass coconut/banana rum.

    Then after drunk i get molested by the skipper and in my shame i kill all the other people... where then alone, and realizing there is no escape off the island, and due to the guilt of my deeds. I quietly commit suicide with a SAW (the movie) contraption the professor had invented.

    End scene *curtains fall*

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    • Allistalla
      11 years ago

      * appluads * That was wonderful XD

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      • shuggy-chan
        11 years ago

        i forgot about thislil jem i wrote. haha thank u thank u *bows*

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        • Allistalla
          11 years ago

          WEll it was very good ^^
          I picked one of the set awsners
          but here you made a masterpiece that inevietably
          lead to your very own doom , which was perfect
          and tied off all the ends which was amazing .

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          • shuggy-chan
            11 years ago

            well, i have my moments, i promise it will not happen again, promise haha

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  • Aleks85
    12 years ago

    Kill Gilligan, fuck Mary Ann, Let the professor get us rescued.

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  • Jweezee
    12 years ago

    Getting high with bob denver

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Sickos.

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    • dwe
      12 years ago

      Agreed. LOL

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    • Allistalla
      11 years ago

      They shouldve picked kill the other passengers XD YUP

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  • wigsplitz
    12 years ago

    I'd definitely start making booze, I'm good at that already. Then probably kill some or all of them. I'd eat the better looking ones. Makes some jerky. Then make a raft. I don't need those assholes swining from my nuts as I escape. I'm a loner. They're just trouble. The jerky will sustain me for my trip.I'll also remove their bladders to use them to carry fresh water for the trip. Bye!!

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    • shuggy-chan
      12 years ago

      hmmm ginger jerky *in homer simpson voice*

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      • Allistalla
        11 years ago

        Also you should look at the new poll I posted

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  • BlackyHancock
    8 years ago

    Even as a kid my loins were aching for Mary Ann. Ginger? Nah

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  • CanadianCowboy
    9 years ago

    *hump hump hump* :p :)

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  • Mersaphe
    10 years ago

    Never seen the show but I want to congratulate you on the unusually detailed poll options

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  • LovelyMay
    10 years ago

    I think I would be panicking.

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  • Bigdickboy
    10 years ago

    I'd kill them all then enter Minecraft singleplayer

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  • _Molotov_Cocktail_
    10 years ago

    Fermenting anything I can find to make coconut Molotov cocktails. Apart from that small extra chore, my life will go on as usual. Throwing Molotov cocktails, sleeping, eating, throwing Molotov cocktails, posting about it on IIN...

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  • Dad
    11 years ago

    I didn't vote for:
    'Figuring out a way to rip off Mr. and Mrs. Howell's money'
    Because if I did actually get their money, I'd spend it on buying a deserted island, where I'd have an abundance of food and water (or juice). Where I could live happily and safely forever on.
    Throw Gilligan in for some clownish entertainment
    The Professor for some of those long intellectual chats
    And Marry Ann for wild sex (I'm not a biggy on ginger/red heads)
    And maybe a few others in case I get bored and want to go hunting or something. Actually I might let them live there too.

    I could call it My dream island paradise, I'm not leaving!

    Oh and I think there was one episode where they found a jungle tribe. Obviously I'd be their leader, first law would be all females naked. No idea why we don't have this law in summer time already? I'm sure everyone would be happy with it.

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  • taylor-mae14
    11 years ago

    well as much as i like sex id keep my pants on and legs closed. NO FUCKING DRUGS!!!! youd have a painful birth.

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    12 years ago

    Well considering the Professor somehow ALWAYS found a way to make the most advanced mechanisms out of the most RANDOM things, my bets are on him. I'd brainstorm with him and figure out a way to get off. However, I don't think I'd include Gilligan in any of the plans, lol.

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    • Allistalla
      11 years ago

      I dont even rememeber this show and still cant believe they aucutlly put kill all the other passengers so I could have some peace . ROTFLMAO OMG LOL FTE

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  • wigsplitz
    12 years ago

    Or you could always pimp the girls out to skipper, Mr Howell and professor (Gilligan is killed the first day, so...)....trade it for building a raft. Then after the raft is built, kill them all. I think that's best, probably. Then still, make the jerky and carry the water in their bladders, it's the only way to survive.

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