If you were president of usa for one day what would you do?

All drugs are now legal.Cause people can do whatever fucked up shit they want to their bodies.

Gays? They get every damn right like evry hetero in the country.

No more lobbyists.

Religionshave to pay taxes too.

No more fighting or sending money to the middle east.Bringin th eboys home.

Stricter gun laws so billy bob the schitzi red enck can't get a sniper rifle but jane the college kid in new york can protect herself.

All those jobs we sent overseas are coming back.

more funding to the school systems and colleges.

Universal health care.

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It's funny because America couldn't even come close to taking over the world, unless they Nuked 70% of it.

Legalize gay marriage.

Genocide, bitches! I wouldn't deplete the entire population, just most of it. Then I would make every women get a mandatory hysterectomy after having 1 child. And I would grant public assistance to those who don't have children, and deny it to those who have a kid.

Lol some of these are kinda funny!!!

I put, take over the world...But what I would do is, learn all the government secerents, not tell anyone, then (once the 24 hours are up)just blackmail the government to get whatever i want.
Made!

Bring home our troops

i would unify the world under the russian flag and anyone who would dare stand in my way would get nukes and i would have all charities destroyed coz im sick of people throwing cancer and hungry people down the worlds throatand after the world is under russian rule id then order the army to kill everyone in each country and finally to wipe of the flith which is the human race id simultaneously set off all nuclear missles thus ending the world!! YAY

um steer the ship, its only a day after all, maybe start a lottery one buck a week, call the Hope Chest lottrery and distribute to the poor and hope i dont get assassinated

You can't even get a decent tour of the white house in one day.

Ban the use of oil for transport or energy.

Well that's assuming the president can actually do anything-he can't really.

But if I could, I'd order massive housing projects to be built in some miserable ultra rural place like Nebraska or North Dakota and take everyone who's on welfare and in public housing who doesn't work and make them live there.

I'd make large tax incentives for working people with no kids.

I would do a huge review of the Disability/SSI system.

I'd legalize drugs.

I'd set up free birth control centers and offer $$ to a limited # of people who opt for permanent sterilization.

I'd order the immediate execution of murderers in cases where there were at least 2 credible witnesses or was caught on video or confessed to and found to be credible. I'd also ask for the death penalty for child molesters in some cases unless they agreed to castration.

I'd give Texas back to Mexico.

I've got my eye on South America too, I'd try to grab a piece of it. It's got great potential.

I would make a law where u can just go by a girl (age must be 25+) with huge and fine breast and u could just like touch them for 3 seconds and not like sexually assault them but it would be more like a friendly handshake. can u imagine how happy every god damm gay on earth would be :D and those who want to obey this rule just put a sticker on their clothes where it stands "TOUCH AT WILL :D"

Then after that i would just sell stuff like texas(if possible) and take all the money into resarch to colonize mars!

After that i would nuke earth and BE LIKE AWWW YEEAAAAHHH

Ban congress from having a Holiday Break until they work on fixing the job situation, and a few other things.

Get all the icecream and chocolate (Espscially kit kat) for my self and have the top 2 hottest guys of my choice to my self

Preeeeeeetty fucked up choices, there.

The government secrets by and large should be kept secret because people couldn't handle it if they knew about them

Area 51 man! For my brother, the conspiracy theorist. And my own curiosity.

I voted wrongly lol, I didn't see release the government secrets xD, if you did that while president you would die, but thats how brave we Americans are.

If possible fire the entire government and have a complete re-election. The US must be going broke for a reason. Need some fresh heads in office.

I'd fuck hilary clinton Woof.

Kill the Bullies , kill the stuck up snobs , kill the violent stuck up snobs make friends with the surviving population.

Make all drugs legal. That way, meth heads die faster and I don't have to hear them complaining for the rest of my life.

Go defcon 1, then a few minutes later put lol jk on everyones tv screen.

Sit down and work out where all USA $$$$$$$$ have gone and try to get the economy back again. Wonder what the hell hell happened to the Great USA
Make sugar and fat illegal...with prison sentences.

Why would anyone choose "Bring all the people in poverty to US so they can have a better life"? There are already more than enough people leeching off welfare in the U.S. Why would we want to import more lazy bums?

Change the laws (please explain)

Make every state adopt new gun laws:

1) Open Carry allowed in public

2) Concealed Carry allowed with license

3) Make any business that wants to ban guns put up a sign similar to Texas's 30.06 sign

4) Do away with "permit to buy" and "waiting period" BS. And remove any bans on hi-cap mags.

5) Reciprocal CCW for all states.

i would take over the world at whatever cost. even video games. also obama can stuff it. he cant even give out his real birth certificate. what happened to a birth certificate must be presented before running for president. Obama will be banned from America FOREVER!

1.End the War on Drugs
2.Bring all Military forces back to the US
3.Heavily Tax US companies that use foreign labor
4.Increase Import Taxes
5.Fess up to the existence of UFO's
6.Do away with Immigration Laws [foreigners can work in the US but must pay higher taxes and get no refunds]
7.Send the Hubble Telescope Out into Space to send pics back instead of crashing it back to Earth
8.Legalize all Drugs but let companies impose their own rules on drug usage and drug testing.
9.Shrink Congress in half
10.Legalize Gay Marriage and Polygamy

If you elect me, Everyone gets a million dollars!!!!! And yes i mean it! And gas would be $1.50 a gallon!

I would be honest and announce on national TV that, "Shit happens and sex sells."

id release the hounds! on no one in particular.

if i were as rich as mr.obama i could move to america finally! hurray, beer for everyone!

Very little, it's only 24hours.

and this drbuttplug guy is already starting to piss me off.

I would nuke the world and let the apes take center stage. Change.

Give George W Bush and Dick Cheney the death penalty.

Bring sharia law