If you were being chased by a killer where would you hide

i wouldnt hide i would grab a knife and fight back 152
under some loose floor boards 55
in the garden tool shed so i can have a weapon at the same time 159
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in the attic behind a whole bunch of junk 43
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  • dappled

    In a science lab that had just cloned 99 versions of me. It'd narrow the odds!

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    • MTH

      On Pluto.

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  • InsertBlankHere

    Who the hell in this day and age has floorboards, let alone loose ones?

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    • MTH

      Actually, most old and modern houses have floorboards, just not usually visible.

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  • hockidy

    id grab my machete and hatchet. then id steal a car, go on a killing spree, and blame the other killer for it

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  • Definitely the tool shed, we have a nice big pitchfork and a hedge trimmer in there.

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  • abc14

    i would play dead

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    • flameboy298

      I would quickly turn the tables on him,I'd tell him this here....See I know who you are Mr.Serial Killer....but I calls you Mr.Handsome....now I tell you what we can do this the easy way or the hard way....the chaws is yours.He'd quickly realized if he didn't back off I was coming for his booty and make a run for it!

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  • xxxMissFitxxx

    I wouldn't hide, i'd jump out the window and break my leg, limp as fast as I could to the car, my hands would be shaking so much i'd drop the car keys but I would pick them up and get in the car, try and start the engine, it won't start at first so i'll keep trying, i'll spot the killer walking towards me in slow motion, the car will turn on, I would drive away and the killer would shake his axe at me in annoyance remembering how he wasted time with his slow motion walk.

    He then sees a stray cat and believes nobody will miss it so axes it up instead of me for his blood fix.

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    • you just made a whole movie lol poor cat

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    • thats good ha ha better the cat than you, good work with the broken leg

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  • Touchmybass

    I wouldn't hide, I'd set a bunch of elaborate traps disguised as presents and candy!

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  • Faceless

    Under the blankets!

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  • hellboy333

    It's not like he's gonna check the floorboards

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  • instazombiinaboxx

    I would attempt escape and risk sudden death or a chase rather than hide and wait in anticipation for him/her to inevitably find me and kill me.

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  • whosnormal

    I always tell my 9 year old. If someone breaks in and I'm not home, hide in the dryer. I don't think a man would ever think about looking there and what are the chances that a woman is breaking in?

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  • Just run as fast as I could or jump out a window or something. Maybe throw something in their face to momentarily distract them.

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  • mizeka

    Depends on how close the killer is.

    If I had time, I would just hide in somewhere dark. I'd stay there till I could see better in dark. Then the killer would be in a disadvantage.

    If the killer was very close by, I would just run to the nearest item I could use as a weapon and fight to the death. Or, of course, if it's possible for me to outrun the killer, I would just keep running.

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  • right behind them works everytime, sneak around behind and shadow them

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  • It really depends on the situation. I'd only grab a weapon when the element of surprise was in my favor. Otherwise, if he held a gun, then what's the point of trying to be a hero, especially if all you had was a melee weapon?

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  • cathy22

    I would grab my Mossberg 12 gauge pump and take care of the problem.

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  • ramenthief

    id give him a knife on the left and a rifle on the right get his fingerprints and dna all over and kill myself with 93 stabs and 523 bullets

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  • musicluver1024

    I will never run from someone who is chasing me. If they're chasing me, they WANT me to run. why give them that much? And, if this is a horror movie type serial killer, they've done this before. They know all the hiding places and they're pretty good at killing. My chances are slim to none to begin with. so why be a coward and hide? Stand and fight. Give them hell. And for goodness sake give the bastard something to remember you by. like a scar, or a headstone.

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    • Legion

      its not so much they want you to run (although some might like that), they want you to die!

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    • anomaly3642

      word.

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  • Juicedrink

    I would run as fast as I can while throwing heavy but small things at him. Possibly rocks. Then I would call the police.

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  • bananaface

    I would go to my bedroom, open the windows really wide so it would appear that I had jumped out; but instead, I would be hiding somewhere near the door, where he could not see me as he ran to the window. As he is at the window I LEG IT!

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  • Trollolol

    My own body is a lethal weapon, I'd take him down in a couple moves or a grab and call the police after tying him up to something. Or just use one of the swords from my collection(or closet, whichever you prefer to call a closet full of swords) if hes somehow in my house.

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  • howaminotmyself

    hmmm...why are they chasing me? Is it day or night? Am I a specific target, or just convenient. Do they have a weapon, what kind?

    But I do think a tool shed is a pretty good place to hide if running wasn't an option.

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  • HRSuperior

    I'd hide 8 fucking miles away at the nearest police station

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  • megadriver

    I'd grab my gun and fucking shoot the bastard! He ain't gettin' me that easy! I like my life and don't want to give it up.

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  • Bubbles-for-life

    id spraybottle him then i would sing a baby song and go like i like cheese and crackers to make him think im crazy and then point hey whats over there then spray-bottle him to death....problamo. Solved.

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  • I'd go to my back porch where I have a full arsenal of firearms.

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  • 62704

    I'd run into the busy street or into a store full of people for saftey in numbers and call 911

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  • myweirdself16

    i would call my guard dog over to me, look for a weapon, then double-team the killer.

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  • Massotta

    I don't think I'd hide. But i wouldn't fight either. I'd just keep running and hope they die of exhaustion before I do.

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  • disthing

    I'd hide on the moon. They'll never think to look there.

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  • that is why you buy a big ugly strong dog oh and i would shimmy up two walls and wait for the mother trucker to come through the door then drop on him hit him a couple time then run like i was being chased by th cops

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  • mrsandman65

    when im in my house i have my hostler on..with a 9mm in it...i can bevause its my property but id hide in my gun room...it has a bolted padlock and as the name says...theres alot of dam guns in there

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  • Legion

    Hot-wire a car and run their ass over!

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    • Legion

      No one gona miss them! lol

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  • Fuck running I would fight him with all my strength, beat the fuck out of him, confiscate any weapons he has on him then with a very sweet voice, "fuck you and have a nice day sir"

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  • Other: I would stand there and tell him/her to kill me. I'd be to scared to do anything else.

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  • lamalama

    musiclover, you remind me of my grandpapa. a fighter...heh.

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  • milkyway

    I would take a car, or plane:)

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