If you were a mad scientist, what experiments would you run?
What would you do? By the way, money isn't an issue in this crazy cartoony scenario, so feel free to answer with whatever crazy thing pops up.
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What would you do? By the way, money isn't an issue in this crazy cartoony scenario, so feel free to answer with whatever crazy thing pops up.
I'd give all different species of animal human level intelligence and the ability to speak, and maybe make them a little more anthropomorphic with hands.
In real life I wouldn't do any animal experimentation cos it's so cruel, but since this is an unrealistic cartoony mad science situation I could probably manage it without harming them. Plus mad scientists are evil any so I probably wouldn't care then anyway.
before- me to dingo 'SQUIRREL!'
*dingo runs out the door barkin and woofin*
after- me to dingo 'SQUIRREL!'
*dingo runs out the door yellin SQUIRREL!*
A truly misanthropic mad scientist would develop a feline-specific virus that altered the DNA of cats so the next generation of kittens were all born with opposable thumbs.
Humanity would be doomed.
Having been inspired by the wingnut 'doctor' and fundamentalist Christian preacher who recently babbled about gynaecological problems and erectile dysfunction being due to people having been raped by demons in their sleep, I would even now be working on a vaccine that would make people incapable of believing the crap spouted by religious fruitcakes.
Test every drug ever to find what cured depression best. With human testing so it is faster.
I would create genetically modified microbes custom crafted to survive on nearby planets. Of course, these male and female microbes would have a diversity of characteristics to aid rapid evolution once they established themselves.
Future generations could watch these spooky lifeforms hunt and eat each other. Make it shocking, make it awesome.
Probably super inhumane testing on communists. To see if theres a particular brain type that is orientated to stupid ideas.
Jk but I still hate to be in places of power since that was the first thing that popped into my head.
How "Mad" is Alfred E Newman?
How mad is the spy and the other spy to continue after decades to try to spy on each other?
Can I determine why its all "Mad"