If you were a cell phone, where would you hide?

I lost my phone inside my house on silent mode!!! Can someone please give me any more ideas of where to look?

In the fridge 9
Under the covers 21
In a grocery store bag 4
Next to the toilet 8
In the glove compartment 4
Where???? HELP!!! 13
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Comments ( 32 )
  • bananaface

    It's behind you!:O

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    • NoraBaker

      Hahaha. I can't believe this!!! Thanks! You were right! It wasn't immediately behind me, but it was indeed behind me! Hahaha.

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    • Ijustknowimweird

      Usually i am sitting on it

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  • MissyLeyneous

    Try this. Stop looking for it. Instead start looking for something completely different, and then you will accidentally find your cell phone.

    Works every time. :D

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    • 1000yrVampireKing

      That is so true.

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  • Any good cell phone would hide in the fridge.

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    • NoraBaker

      It's not a good one! It's a bad, bad phone! :)

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  • NothingxCrazy

    Oh.. ohhhh! What's this..? You've got something behind your ear!

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  • NoraBaker

    Thanks, everyone! :)

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    • Avant-Garde

      Oh... So this was your poll?

      Did you find that naughty phone safe and sound?

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      • NoraBaker

        Haha. Yes, the wisdom of the bananaface guided me!

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  • myboyfriendsbitch

    Every time I visit my sister she loses things in her boobs. So, maybe, just maybe, it's in your boobs.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    No just kidding its between your ass cheeks and got absorbed into your massive ass. Your ass thought it was a delicious snack and refuses to give it back. Perhaps later those cheeks will decide to regurgitate it. However I do not think you want it after it is covered in ass vomit. So just get a new phone. Try calling it and see if your ass feels funny. If it went to high up your stomach will rumble. I hope this helped you. I say this with complete seriousness. =)

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  • Justsomejerk

    What is your phone number? I'll call you.

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  • Between the couch is where I always lose it. It falls all the way under. Sometimes I put it in my closet because I take it with me to change. I found it in a pillow case once. Sometimes, it's in my hand. Lol.

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    • Shackleford96

      Oh my, when I was in kindergarten I had this awesome box of crayons right? So I was busy coloring away like a madman on something spectacular and then all of a sudden I couldn't find my crayons. I looked in my bag, they weren't there. I asked a few classmates, they didn't know. I probably even said something to the teacher, I really can't remember. Turns out they were in my hand the whole time! XD

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      • NoraBaker

        This is the most adorable scene I've pictured all day!!! :)

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        • Shackleford96

          Haha, I try ;)

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  • dappled

    I bet it's somewhere you often put it but forget you put it there. Like the pocket of something you're not wearing right now.

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  • robbieforgotpw

    Where you last put it

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  • disthing

    In the sewers.

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  • Littlebadgirl

    I always find mine in my closet messing with my panties.

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  • drugsrbadmkay

    In the sofa cushions.

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  • howaminotmyself

    I leave mine in the bathroom a lot.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    Look between your couch. Maybe you sat on it and it fell between the cushions?

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    What an odd question. Why would I be hiding?

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    • disthing

      Maybe you have an abusive owner who changes your wallpaper to a cute picture of a kitten and sends gross texts using your buttons. Maybe they take calls using you whilst on the toilet, and drop you repeatedly (especially when drunk).

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  • PapzBSlim

    In my girlfriend's bra.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    In a hot girl's pants, in vibration mode. Call please ;-)

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  • AbnormallyAwesome

    Try remebering when the last time was you had to put it away for some reason. Maybe it felt unconfortable in your pocket or you had to be sure not to break it. Where ever you might have performed such an activity is where your phone is.

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  • tori

    I found mine once in the cat litter box. Ick!
    Also in the food pantry.

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  • Avant-Garde

    The place where you'd least expect it.

    The bed, between the couch, somewhere on floor, under your bed, the laundry hamper, etc.

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