If you were a celebrity, what would the tabloids report today?

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Let's pretend you are a celebrity! Going by what you did in the past 24 hours, what would the tabloids have reported about you? What sorts of pictures would the paparazzi have snagged?

The voting isn't really important, just a basic idea and of course you'll probably have many different stories, both good and bad. Imagine your life was under the microscope!!

Busted Cheating!! See the Hot Pics of the Secret Lovers! 4
Stars Without Make-Up! 12
Fashion Disasters! 8
Drunk and High! The Downward Spiral. 17
Pregnant Again!! 2
Amazing Weight Loss! 2
Arrested!! 1
We're Engaged!! 1
Divorce!! 0
Big Career Moves! 2
Buying Another House?!?! 3
Vacation!! 3
Family Troubles.... 2
Other.... 19
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  • OswaldCobblepot
    11 years ago | pl

    "Got Some Shit Done at Work, But Not as Much as He Could Have; Went Home and Changed into Pyjamas Straight Away"

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  • dom180
    11 years ago

    "EXCLUSIVE: Intensely Stupid Teen Star dom180 Doesn't Know How Alarm Clocks Work"

    "dom180 Outed As Active Member Of Creepy Dog Sex Fetish Website 'IsItNormal.com'"

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    • bananaface
      11 years ago

      Hahaha, this is so funny! Especially the second one:D.

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      • dom180
        11 years ago

        Hey, you'd better not become too famous or they'll "discover" you're a dog sex fetishist too! Nobody is safe! :O We'll have to go into hiding...

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        • bananaface
          11 years ago

          Nope, no fame for this banana:'(. I'm just the journalist who wanted headlines on all you famous people:P. I'm a bit lazy, so I appreciate that you've made my headlines for me. Haha, I'm not even the OP either (hi OP, nice post:P)!

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          • dom180
            11 years ago

            :O !! You are a very devious banana! But.. what more fun can there be than making up bollocks about people and spreading it in the form of headlines? That sounds like the best part of rubbish journalism! :P Next thing I know you'll be tapping all our phones as well (tough luck, I've lost mine :D).

            (Oh, and I love your snowmouse! He needs a tiny little mouse igloo instead of a mouse hole :D)

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            • bananaface
              11 years ago

              Hey, how dare you call my journalism rubbish!:O My headlines are completely and utterly mediocre, and I take great offense to them being called anything else!:P

              And thanks! It was so much fun making him:D. Snowmice are just the cutest.

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  • coolio75650932
    11 years ago

    *spinning news paper*
    *news paper stops to show head line*
    _______________________
    COOLIO'S DAILY LIFE!
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    Coolio woke up...walked down stairs and ate breakfast with his 2nd wife Megan.
    Coolio than goes to the company he owns (NOREinc...publishing co...)
    Coolio gets sexualy harrased by his secretary, Carol.
    Coolio does paper work.
    Coolio drinks coffee from his LIKE A BOSS mug.
    Coolio than after a long day at work goes home.
    Coolio caught playing soccer with his 4 AWSOME kids!
    Coolio makes a dinner of tacos!
    Coolio is served dessert by him eldest (15) son Edward(ice cream with a slice of pie).
    Coolio send 3 out of 4 kids to bed
    Edward has a date!
    Coolio than speaks with his wife while watching a romantic movie of her choosing.
    Coolio than goes to bed!
    Coolio falls asleep.
    Coolio Stays asleep.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Nothing because I'm a recluse...

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    11 years ago

    I chose pregnant.

    And yes, I am a guy.

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      It wouldn't be the first time a man's gotten pregnant...

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  • Anime7
    11 years ago

    Anime7 picked his nose. That's about it.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Probably that my life was going off the rails because I was seen buying alcohol and my girlfriend had to "work late" on "an experiment" which, if I was a celebrity, obviously means she's messing around with Brad Pitt behind my back and I'm drowning my sorrows.

    Thank God I'm not actually a celebrity and she really did just have to work late.

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    • VioletTrees
      11 years ago

      Aw, you can come to fancy celebrity rehab with me.

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  • kelili
    11 years ago

    Kelili found dead drunk in XXL Club.

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  • VioletTrees
    11 years ago

    "Queen V's Medical Nightmare! Young Star Collapses in Home" followed by "Drinking at Noon! Could Rehab Be In Violet's Future?"

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  • boston12
    11 years ago

    work ate shate

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    They would have caught me stealing a drag off my coworkers cigarette and throwing a bit of a tantrum. :\

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  • AnotherRandom
    11 years ago

    Mine would be like a minor version of Charlie Sheen's lol. Lots of drugs and sex just not as much as Charlie.

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  • redoctober
    11 years ago

    "Redoctober pictured in playground masturbating while swining at the same time!"

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  • dodongos
    11 years ago

    "SCANDAL!: dodongos checks refrigerator for 7th time!"

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    I don't know, but I have a strong belief that I would be known as crazy.

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  • davesumba
    11 years ago

    if anyone here keeps up to date with <a href="http://msn.com" rel="nofollow">msn.com</a> news then they might get this one. " Dave rolls eyes at Barack Obama, was it something he said, was it something he thought, we'll start a full investigation and analysis and have an update for you tomorrow."
    freaking retarded tabloids that post useless "news" that no one could give a hoot about.

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  • charli.m
    11 years ago

    The day started off with three hyperactive young'uns. Finally left the house with a three year old and a two year old in a pram, with a one year old in a baby carrier...I felt like I fit right in with the overbreeding local community today...

    In terms of a headline, something about having too many kids and not coping. Despite none of these kids actually being MINE. Clearly, I stole them because I'm desperate and lonely *nods*

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    They would have caught me smoking up with my ex and along with all of the other pot sessions I did both alone and with friends, strung together a story regarding a horrible drug problem I have and an inability to let go of the past.

    The general celebrity tabloid bullshit on me would be 1) Saying off shit to tabloids/interviewers like "who the hell is Beyonce?" 2) My pot smoking (with debates as to whether or not I was high at any given event, social gathering or public place 3) Whether my husband knows that I was hanging out with *insert name of guy-friend I have here*.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    From that list probably "Fashion Disasters!" because none of the others apply to me and I am a bit of a slob in general.

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