If you should make a headline in the newspaper, what would it be?

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If you should make a headline in the newspaper, what would it be?

"Old man died during sex with hookers." 0
"Loud threesome disturbs church goers." 9
"Hot teen tricked dirty old man for cash." 3
Other headlines by IINers 6
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  • penisprisoner
    8 years ago

    rectal prolapse sweeps the nation

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  • JD777
    8 years ago

    Local man returns from the future, builds doomsday shelter.

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  • chole
    8 years ago

    _________________SUNDAY FUNDAY_________________

    Hallucinogens Legalised in Vatican City Thanks to Visionary

    "God used to be invisible...BUT NOW ECSTASY!" says the Crack Cardinal chole

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    "Couple celebrates 50 years of marriage". I'm 68 and my honey is 27; we were married last year.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    "Supreme Court rules large breasted men eligible for maternity benefits"

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      8 years ago

      hahaha! *rofl*

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    "Clumsy irratic bird destroys glitter factory"

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      8 years ago

      huh?

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      • dirtybirdy
        8 years ago

        Did I do it wrong :(

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  • omghahahawasbanned
    8 years ago

    "Missing pussy found intact."

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  • howaminotmyself
    8 years ago

    Howaminotmyself finally figures out how she is not herself.

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  • VinnyB
    8 years ago

    A newspaper without a lot to report on.

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  • omghahahawasbanned
    8 years ago

    "Girl found soul mate on IIN site."

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  • icant_
    8 years ago

    "President literally banned kids and teens from going to school"

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      8 years ago

      hahaha!

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