If you saw justin bieber in the streets would you....

What would you do if saw justin bieber

Find the nearest blunt object and smash his F*CKING brains out 37
Get a knife and cut out his vocal chords 18
Sit him down get your Ipod out and show him what REAL music is 65
Get his autograph and worship him like a god 16
Other (Add a comment) 52
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Comments ( 47 )
  • rush and get his autograph then put it on ebay quickly before everyone forgets about him

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  • Heh?

    I would buy one of those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle popsicles and enjoy it.

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    • Pika-girl

      I like that answer! Sounds good!

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  • Uzzie101

    Jock his pants.
    That way we'll know the TRUTH!

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    • LittleLover

      why are you A:WAYS on everythink i look on on this site. it pmo. and i know someone who would take him to the middle of the street and shag him. i would ask 4 an autograph and put it on ebay and tell every1 thet his jizz is o it 4 mmoah money

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  • Bleach2476

    Get his autograph and then tell him he sounds like a four-year old girl.

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  • polkadots

    I would probably poke him, with a stick or something..

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  • disthing

    I'd get his autograph and sell it on ebay to some hormonal pubescent fangirl who would cream at the thought of holding in her clammy hands the same paper Justin's graced with his Bieber pen.

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    • HornyPassenger69

      hahahaaa!!! smart, get his autograph first and then fuck with him. make bank and have fun

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  • noodle76

    get his autograph, punch him, go on ebay, eat pie.

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    • HornyPassenger69

      duh best answer yo. hahahaa

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  • ya-lyublyu-tebya

    I'd get his autograph to sell.

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  • pixie_dust

    I would get his attention by sucking my finger like giving it head and ask him if he wanted some.

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  • proballer

    Apparently 3 people so far have a bad case of the bieber fever. Don't worry, hopefully it'll wear off soon.

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    • LittleLover

      6 now

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  • zxy

    If he was busy id leave him alone, if he was alone and looked bored id congratulate him on his success.

    I dont see why people like you give him so much attention, you fill every nook and cranny of the internet with *HURR KILL JUSTIN BIEBER. DERP*

    I consider people like you part of his fan-base, your constantly promoting him.

    And I dont listen to his music

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  • kyan33

    sell his
    sould to satan

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  • I'd knock him to the ground,and use him as a public restroom,shit/piss in his fuckin mouth.

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  • Pika-girl

    Show em real music! Once he understands injure him for nothing!

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  • theaverageatheist

    i think I would want a photo with him,
    then the vocal cord thing

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Haha;D I had to go with the vocal chord one. Hilarious!

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  • theytookthisone

    I'd take a picture with him for the lulz

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  • BieberConda

    I would rape him... lol
    NAww i would get his autograph and hope he would fall in love with me <33

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  • LethalBurger

    Im quite surprised that more people wanted to show him what true music is than "Find the nearest blunt object and smash his F*CKING brains out", i don't hate Justin Bieber nor do i like him but i would rather listen to music that doesn't brainwash you into loving him to bits.

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  • HornyPassenger69

    knock his ass out and shit in his throat and leave his head bloodied and left by a toys-r-us or sum sheit. lmfao!!!

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  • cut his penis...oops did he have one in the first place?

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    • HornyPassenger69

      more like shove a stick up his asshole.......

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  • DramDaem

    i would do all, but not worship him. I'll blackmail him.

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  • DramDaem

    All 3. show him what real music is, cut his throat and smack him with a blunt object.

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  • bubber

    I would flay him alive! >:D

    Jk...
    I'd probably just walk by him. And then watch him get pissed because I don't ask for an autograph.

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  • IAmTheCynic

    I would never see Justin Bieber in the streets because the whole street would be blocked off by fans.

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  • theYaoilover

    I would say hi then go buy a churro

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  • shadowmario

    i would ask for his autograph,and sell it after i killed him

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  • I wouldn't kill him, I'd just roll my eyes at him and let him know that I hate him. And if he says anything, I'll just tell him to listen to real music.

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  • i would walk right past him...

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  • Cookies&Cream

    I would tell him he makes me feel bad because Im 18 & not supposed to think hes cute. lolz

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  • christine

    I would say "Oh my god its Robert Deniro! Can I have your autograph?!"

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  • Dalilah_heart

    I would junk punch him right up in his man business and then kick him in his midget face

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    • bluesun

      now his midget face you prolly gonna find to punch, BUT his man business!! good luck finding that.

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  • BoredGuy

    i wouldn't even recognize him...

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  • mysteriousME

    all above besides "Get his autograph and worship him like a god" oh and i slap and call him a Lil sissy

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  • 343Boy

    I'd just be like, oh that's Justin Bieber, hmm, whatever.

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  • idon'tknow

    Ignore him probably. Maybe get his autograph and then auction it off to make money.

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  • Aazhian

    I wouldnt do any of the above..I wouldn't even say anything to him..Treat him just as if he was another boy in the city...walk by and mind my business....

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  • Piconano

    I would get his autograph and then sell it.

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  • MeisterWolf

    Do nothing.

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  • ALLoftheabove

    I would just stare

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