If you saw jason vorhees what would you do

i would ask him for his autograph.

I'd try to touch his penis.

I would ask him where he shops. He supposedly spends most of his days dead in the bottom of a lake but in every movie he has on snappy new coveralls and boots.

I WOULD DO WHAT NO ONE ELSE HAS DONE IN THE MOVIE. I WOULD CAPTURE HIM AND CHOP OFF HIS FEET, hands, legs, arms, head, and cut his body into 3 different pieces. THEN I WOULD PUT EACH BODY PART IN A STEEL BOX MADE OF 3 INCH THICK STEEL PLATES AND BURY EACH BOX IN A DIFFERENT PART OF THE WORLD AT LEAST 20 FEET DEEP AND FILL THE HOLE WITH CONCRETE INSTEAD OF DIRT. NOW, GOOD LUCK COMING BACK AFTER THAT ONE.

i would point somewhere and tell him to look and the kick his nuts and run XD

Piss and shit myself then faint and die before he even touches me.
He'd be all like:
What the?
and then the bomb inserted in my guts would explode wiping out everything in a one hundred feet ratio.Can you believe this crap?You better.

i would treat him like any other person cause i have no idea who he is.

I'd probably wonder why fictional characters keep materialising at my place of employment. Last week it was the entire cast of "Police Academy 19: Haunting Dappled".

I would play hockey with him.

snap my neck before he gets too close

@Piggowiggo

Dont you know him? He's that psychopath killer with the hockey mask he come out on Friday The 13th movies

Scattering his ashes over Crystal Lake where he drowned as a boy might keep him from coming back.

But if you encounter Uber Jason the upgrade from Jason X your screwed. Just RUN and get out while you still can, if you can.

To make an assessment. Jason is as strong as Bane in the Batman comics, not Bane in the Dark Knight Rises. Shotguns and and 45 caliber firearms will knock him for a few seconds out but will not kill him. So a hand to hand engagement would kill you unless your as quick and skilled as Batman. First I would run and get help. If I can't escape, I would use whatever is around me as a weapon, but make it a surprise attack, find some way to to set him on fire when he is down or take his machete or whatever is available and lop of his head before he recovers and gets up. Then make sure his body is cremated afterward to try to keep him from reviving and killing again.

ask for his autograph

I'd see him in my rear view mirror after killing everyone at Camp Crystal Lake before he even had the chance and then blame it on him. After suing the Christies for mental anguish I suffered at their camp I'll live out my days in Palm Springs drinking Steel Reserve with my new homies.

Kiss that fucker right on his mouth hole.

Suck his pee pee

All of the above

get into my car a speed away

am i the only one who would be really excited?!

I'd hug him and thank him for being in those movies. I'd then proceed to murder him with my badass wiener dog. :)

I'd go all "Ash" (from Evil Dead / Army of Darkness) on him and cut him up with a chainsaw!!!

I would probably do something really leaky, smelly and involuntary...

Give him a kiss and say thank you!

I would scream like B and run.................if the movie shows us anything. He's goin to vanish,reappear,and kill the he'll outta me and sum cool and creative way.lol

I'd try and get a picture, then I'd run like hell!

what kind of shitty ass question is this?

Who?

Shoot him in the face repetitivly with armour piercing depleted uranium rounds with a modded custom LMG that fires 50 cal rounds.

I'd ask him where his glove, blocker and goalie pads are. Or take a slapshot at him.

i will shit my pants in fear lol

if i could just TAKE his machete from his hand and chop his head of OF FUCKIN COURSE I WOULD!!!
but u would never be able to break his grip tho..

id be like WTF! can i have your autograph.walk thirty or forty feet away and take an RPG and shoot him to see if he dies and if not start running for my life.

Same thing to michael myers