If you saw a mugging, what would you do?

Pointless poll of the week has come early

Be a hero and stop the mugging 34
Pretend nothing happened 9
Call the old bill when the muggers have gone 18
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Comments ( 21 )
  • dirtybirdy

    Exactly what measures are taken depends greatly on whether or not the mugs contain liquid, and if so, how much.

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    • shuggy-chan

      It full of hot co-co and 2 marshmallows

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    I always wear a superman costume under my clothes for such an occasion.
    So far no crimes stopped, just some chafing

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  • megadriver

    If the mugger doesn't have a firearm, I will try to stop him.
    I did stop a girl from getting violated once.
    I was comming home late and I heard a cry for help. Ran to see what's what and a guy was trying to rape a girl in front of her flat. I grabbed the guy and threw him to the ground. He got up and ran away. Bastard can run, I'll give him that. I couldn't keep up with him.

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  • ruthlessvigilante

    I'd turn him/her into swiss cheese with my fucken .45. Fuck ya.

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  • the_great_cunt

    Start screaming and howling like a banshee while flapping my arms and stomping my feet. I might even stick my tongue our so it touches my chin and make my eyes go as wide as possible.

    Acting crazy and ferocious is all I've got. Nobody wants to deal with a crazy freak, they ain't got time for that!

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  • dom180

    I'm not sure I'm especially well-equipped to stop a mugging by myself, but I like to think I'd at least get help.

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  • charli.m

    Are you just copying polls from the sidebar?

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    • no.

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      • Riddler

        Where is call the authority and wait for help to arrive? If you see a mugging happening you don't wait for it to be over to call.

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  • LizardSkin

    Drop some Hellbows on their face.

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  • Pika-girl

    Get a mug. Hold it over my head and say: MUGS ARE COOL!

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  • ToxicCrayons

    I probably wouldn't even stop to acknowledge it in the first place.

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  • loopoo

    I probably would stand and watch, things like that happen so quickly. Once when entering a supermarket a man ran straight past me after stealing a huge flat screen tv, he was so close I could have tripped him up, but I was stuck to the spot.

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  • Tommythecat.

    Any of the three, it would depend completely on my mood at the time.

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  • Shrunk

    idk what call the old bill means but if that means call the cops i hope thats what i'd do, and without waiting til the muggers have gone, either..

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  • sega31098

    Film footage and call the police.

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  • handsignals

    True story: I once kicked a mugger in the balls from behind, funny thing was it was at a crowded tram stop and I'm pretty sure the only person who saw what happened was the girl who's purse he grabbed, everything got hectic after he went down and I took off.

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  • i_will_not_eat_hats_again

    Has anyone ever genuinely put their life at risk for someone else when they were sober?

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  • Buttslut

    I'll see if they wanna rub my butt, as a distraction.

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    • anti-hero

      *Fucks you in the ass*

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