If you saw a guy wanking off in public what would you do?

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Basically I was walking in town centre after a drunk night out and I seen one guy wanking himself off fully! On a bench trousers down to his ankles, no t shirt wanking himself off like he's at home!! To be honest I watched for like 4mins as I was liking what I was seeing,I even thought I could ask him if he wants me to suck it?then I moved on as people will think I'm gay or something! What would you do is this normal?

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  • I_steal_free_bread
    12 years ago

    Join him, pull my pants down and beat my meat on the bench as well!

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  • billyboy9182
    12 years ago

    i would suck him so hard intill he jizzed all over me

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    well i wouldnt say "can i give you a hand?"

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  • dappled
    12 years ago

    Scary. You've almost read my mind. I posted a reply about a man dropping his pants when at a urinal a few days ago, and almost also told the story of how I walked into a pub toilet and there was a man wanking furiously and aiming himself right at the door I'd just walked into.

    So I can tell you how I actually did react in this situation. I said, "Umm, okay" and turned around and decided not to pee. My friends still laugh at this and the time I thought no-one was in a stall, pushed the door open, but there was a man in there peeing. I pushed the door so hard against his back, I knocked him over mid-pee.

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    • muffdiver1
      11 years ago

      i once got caught looking at a mans cock.........as it was so big! he looked at me and said you wanna suck it? straight afta he took me in the cubicle toilet and thrashed my mouth i tried to make him suck mee, but he said no! so i just got cum all over my face and he said you know how to suck a cock heres £20 im said you can fuck me for 20 more, he took my mobile number

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  • (:sweet:)
    12 years ago

    Help out

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  • Cobrakitnu
    12 years ago

    I would ask him how he's doing. Then I'd probably laugh and walk away - how is this even an "Is It Normal" question?

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  • Tisgranum
    12 years ago

    Call the cops! What if a kid walked by?

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  • Sammybf
    10 years ago

    I would wank with him and cum everywhere

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  • pieceofmyheart
    11 years ago

    Probably stop and stare in shock, then walk off

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    well i would go help the poor guy pull his pants back up before the cops get to see him and tell him hes not home your outside in public man jacking off is what i would do

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    He might have been drunk too or he was a daring pervert. It's a wonder that no one called the fuzz on him. If it were me who saw him I would've been horrified. I might stand there frozen in time and I ponder whether or not to call the authorities or to quickly walk off in the opposite direction and pretend It didn't happened. O_0

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  • Ryan556
    11 years ago

    If femaile I would probably suck it I'd neal down take his hand off it and suck it I'd probably do it if we were in private as a Maile

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  • wayne1992
    12 years ago

    haha

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  • Tobi-Uciha
    12 years ago

    Bagxxdhgzgsgxg

    Armadillos lerk in your toaster

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  • moomus
    12 years ago

    I have to say "do u want a hand with that" then whack it with a big plank of wood....

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      real funny whack it with a stick and that will wake his drunk ass up

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  • rayst
    12 years ago

    Hahaha dappled
    Tisgranum: he said after a drinking night so i estimate the time around 2-4 am. Kids normally sleep at that time

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  • What'sMyName?
    12 years ago

    ^ xD

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