If you received the death penalty would you prefer hanging?

Short drop in private but perhaps with personal witness invites.

Yes Female 6
No Female 9
Yes Male 13
No Male 30
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  • I would prefer lethal injection.

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    • SuMaFTW

      I used to think this was the best way, until I read about how it is possible people actually suffer a slow and extremely painful death. More research is being conducted.

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    • Jackel7738

      Accept hanging if in private though?

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      • I just think it would be easier way out and and easier way to go.

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        • Jackel7738

          What theinjection or hanging?

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  • ______________

    Surely a clean painless beheading is the best way to go.

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    • NihilOmnisciente

      Why does everyone say it's inhumane how saudis and iranians execute criminals? Personally, like you, I think it's the best way to get the head off as fast as possible.

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  • shuggy-chan

    I would prefer death by chocolate

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    • Jackel7738

      Chocolate but from being to old to eat it.

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      • thegypsysailor

        OMG, when does THAT happen? Too old to eat chocolate? That is death isn't it?

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        • shuggy-chan

          sorry Mr Gyp you're too old. i have to confiscate that candy bar, here enjoy this chewy fiber one. It helps you poop

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          • thegypsysailor

            I'm not sure I have the strength left (or right) to hand it to you. But you can pry it out of my cold, dead hand.
            Eek, no choco? :(

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            • shuggy-chan

              thats it, im calling the Orderlies to come beat, i mean restrain you

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    • I don't care judge me. I hate chocolate.

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      • shuggy-chan

        our love is over Tayler

        Dont...cry, just get out

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      • snarkygirl

        You know that's not normal right?

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        • I know. I don't know what's wrong with me. I like sour candy. Sour patch kids are my favorite.

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          • snarkygirl

            Not that it makes you a bad person.
            I like it all, anything sugar!or sour sugar! I'm a dentists nightmare.

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  • SuMaFTW

    Undoubtedly, the best way to die is a straight shot to the head. It is fast, effective, and more economical.

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  • green_boogers

    If my doctor gave me a death sentence, I would inhale nitrogen to end it all.

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    • snarkygirl

      Helium is also painless cheap and quick.

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      • green_boogers

        Usually, but helium can sometimes cause complications (severe nausea). Nitrogen never does.

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        • snarkygirl

          Really? Good to know if I ever wanna off myself someday.

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          • green_boogers

            Sooner or later we will all get a death sentence. Usually hospice (death by dehydration) is OK. But if you have a painful condition, nitrogen might be the only way to avoid terrible pain.

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            • snarkygirl

              I agree

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  • charli.m

    Why are you spamming us with this crap? Go jerk off somewhere else.

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  • yourdeepestshame

    Firing squad--I want to look my killer in the eye and be standing when I die.

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  • fugazi

    Suffocated by flesh

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    • snarkygirl

      Boobs? I think that actually happened before.

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      • fugazi

        Your boobs

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  • NarutoUzumaki

    I prefer a firing squad.

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    • snarkygirl

      That's so much more romantic.

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  • cocknballs

    I would prefer death by chimp attack.

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    • SuMaFTW

      That would be very painful and traumatic. Chimpanzees usually try to bite off the person's hands, face, and genitals. Clearly you haven't thought it through.

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  • spawntmp

    Call me strange but I think it would be interesting to die by electric chair. I really want to know if it's painful or not. I wish I had the super power to be able to die without actually dying so I know what it's like. I would kill myself in all sorts of inventive ways.

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    • yourdeepestshame

      You're strange.
      In the most literal sense possible, you're fried during electrocution.
      You're burned from the inside out.
      It's a god fucking awful way to go.

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