If you only had $20....

buy ammunition, shoot justin bieber, feed him to the cats, get a free lapdance from any hooker you tell what you did.

Id buy some weed

My favourite is the silver cat at the back. Observing the capitalist tendencies of all the fat cats with their noses in the trough, he is quietly formulating a political system which will sweep Russia and cause cats to queue for days in the bleak Muscovian midwinter for scraps of bread and cabbage-water.

Then shall you know freedom from greed, cat-comrades! Then shall you know freedom!

With 9 cats like in that picture, I would have to be the biggest douche ever to get the lapdance.

Hire a prostitute.

Pay for a lap dance.

Once she's done, kill her, take her money and the cats can eat her.

Problem solved :)

May I ask, what is so gratifying about lap dances? :/

Buy cat food an apply it to my genitals.

:D

Why the fuck do I have 9 cats? I don't even like cats.I guess I would to the right thing and get cat food.I can always look up some porn online.

Geez louis, you guys are still discussing this? The answer is simple.

Step 1. Go to Kinko's

Step 2. Make $20 worth of Flyers stating- "I have lost all my money in the streets of the City. Collect it for me and I'll give you half"

Step 3. ????

Step 4. Profit and use the money to make even more money.

This is a no brainer so then why for the love of god is cat food winning?

There's actually a book I've had my eye on that those $20 would gladly put in my hand.

Cheap cigar cigarettes,pint of cheap vodka,and the rest on lottery tickets.

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Actually, you have 10 cats

Gotsta feed my kittehs (;

i'd also go for the weed. That or you can buy one gallon of gas.

But I picked neither, I would buy guinea pig food like usual or most likely spend it on gas; which I spend most of my money on these days anyways. I'm always driving somewhere whether its school, home, to a friends house, to the gym or wherever...

fuck the cat food.

I'd buy some side dishes and EAT the cats!!!

I'd save it use it later on to buy myself a special type of uniform.

Use the twenty to buy a bag of crack. Then, go and sell it yourself, but when they give you the money for it.....beat the living fuck out of them and take there wallet and run like a bat out of hell. That's what I did and now i'm swimming in all the cat food i've ever wanted.

Fuck it. Cats gotta use up those 9 lives some day.

With $20, and without any income, I'll need to make it last as long as possible until I find something to do.

neither.