If you had to erase one historical figure...

...who would you choose? By that, I mean, their existence would be erased from history, meaning they never lived or did anything which made them a historical figure in the first place. They would be erased from everyone's memory. Also, why did you choose them?

And if anyone was planning on saying "nobody", this is a "have to" question. Although, I'm sure many of you will be quick in choosing to erase the existence of certain historical figures anyway.

A dictator 32
An activist 9
An artist 5
A president (or your country's equivalent) 11
A scientist 5
Other 4
A religious leader 26
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  • None.

    Who's to say that their eradication from history wouldn't forever alter the course and have disastrous consequences?

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    • Well, yeah, that was sort of the point. Also the reason I said you weren't allowed to say nobody!:P I agree, I think it would have a major impact, very possibly disastrous.

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      • Hmm...I can't really think of anybody.

        But the only true difference between one man and another is in the realm of ideas. Anyone who fights as you fight, and believes as you believe; that one is called "brother".

        So, although I wouldn't move against any one person, I would take hold of some ideas and grind them into dust.

        They are unworthy of existence; a sickening abnormality that should be shoveled out as a stable hand shovels out manure.

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  • scumfuck

    since i'm from Belgium i would pick king Leopold II. he enslaved millions of people in Congo in the 1890's, he cut off people's hands if they didn't collect enough rubber or other materials and killed millions. Congo is still fucked today by that 1 guy. although we would be a little less rich he was the biggest asshole in the history of our country !

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  • DEATHBRINGER1232

    Well i would say I would kill Adolf Hitler in a heaartbeat and im suprised that so few of you didnt choose the same!!!Jew haters!!!!

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  • MissyLeyneous

    Karl Marx... I'm sure I can think of others, but there's a start.

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    • Karl Marx:O?! You just made me gasp! Huh, I wonder what would have happened without him. Would there still be Tsarism? Heh, that's probably a bit of a leap to make, but still! I know that the village I live in would be directly effected by him being erased, although maybe just in a small way. Take it you're not a fan of Communism then?:P

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      • MissyLeyneous

        I'm not a fan of ANY of the -ism's, I
        m not biased or prejudiced against any of them. I know know that if I find the dictator/activist most farthest back in history that started Communism/Socialism/Totalitarianism/etc/etc then I might have stopped the world-takeover we have in progress today. If you think about it, removing people like Karl Marx may, in theory, also stop Hitler and lots of other dictators who follow similar models.

        There's like a ten step model they all use, and the model does have socialist/communist tendencies in it.

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  • lufa

    Prophet Mohammad, a pedophile-terrorist psychopath who created a mass murdering death cult called Islam which genocided 270 million people over 1400 years and continues to do so to this day. No other ideology in human history-not Nazism, Communism, Christianity or any other killed as many people as Islam.

    It is imperative if you are a non-muslim to study Islam and work to ban/eliminate it from your nation or face slavery and death in the future when muslims become majorities and turn your nation into an Islamic state.

    Once your country consists of 5% muslims, through mass breeding and immigration within a generation or two, they become 30-50% and vote themselves into power, eliminate democracy (as the Nazis did) and impose their dark ages theocratic rule on everyone else and go to war to forcibly convert, subjugate or kill non-muslims.

    This is a pattern that has been repeated over and over in any nation muslims have migrated to in large numbers throughout history. Don't take my word for it, read the history books and study Islam-also tons of resources on the internet and youtube to educate yourself.

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  • Osama Bin Ladin. Hes recent enough that I would have been born still and he ruined enough to make a large impact on our society.

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  • howaminotmyself

    I think you should add religious leader to your list. Not that I want to see any religion bashing, but there are some who held far too much power and influence over the world. But sadly someone would probably replace them and I cannot guarantee their choices would be better. :\

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    • Done! I knew I'd forget loads. Thanks for mentioning it, that seems like one of the more obvious options to have on the list.

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      • howaminotmyself

        Oh! I only half expected a change. Now I feel I need to come up with one.

        Maybe Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church. Although I do believe someone else would easily fill his shoes. Many historical figures are just the poster child for the decisions of others.

        Maybe Emperor Constantine! I do believe he was responsible for making Christianity the official religion of the Roman empire. Things would probably look really different if that didn't happen. Not that things would be better or worse without that reality.

        No, hmmm...maybe someone completely random like Picasso or Babe Ruth. I have nothing against these people, I just don't think removing notorious people would do much good.

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  • IAmtheDragon

    No. I believe the emperor Nero should have been killed at birth. That dude was sicker than Hitler.

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  • PapzBSlim

    If I had to, I would take away Hitler. I am Black and think about what he did to people and cringe.

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  • idi amin , the cruel thug

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  • Avant-Garde

    The problem is that if you erase this certain person it will have an effect, whether it be a good or negative one, on time. Hitler's Murder Paradox is a perfect example of what I mean.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler's_murder_paradox

    ^^ That being said, I wouldn't change anything. I would leave things as is. There would be too much of a risk if I didn't.

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  • NorthernStar

    "Dr." LOL! Martin Luther King, Jr.

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  • myboyfriendsbitch

    Savonarola.

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  • Failedcasanova

    I think this would be painfully obvious. There's a number of men who have commit acts of such nightmarish depravity and violence that they should never have existed. Take your pick.

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    • Yeah, I know. Part of me agrees. Actually, the more I think about it, the more I agree. People have done very evil things. But do you not think that without what they've done serving as a constant reminder of how bad we can get, countries would only repeat the mistake? I'm know it happens anyway, and I don't think we're completely past that, but do you get what I mean? Plus I'm always iffy about the thought of major changes being made to history.

      Out of those people you mentioned, who would you pick?

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      • Failedcasanova

        I couldn't narrow it down myself. If there were to ever be an actual possibility of erasing someone I think a panel of qualified experts would be the best way to make the decision.

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  • dappled

    This is a great question that hurts dappled's head. Way too difficult to give a snap answer to this so I'm going to do what I occasionally do when someone asks a real poser. I'm going off to make a coffee and stare out of the window for fifteen minutes until I have an answer for you.

    Gold star for you, by the way. I only come across a question like this every six months or so.

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    • Aww, thank you!:D I'm glad you aren't rushing it, I had a feeling a lot of people would just instantly say something like "Hitler". Even though I can definitely see where they're coming from, I don't think I could erase him.

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      • dappled

        Hitler would be the obvious choice but the world may have been a worse place without him (I know that's odd to say). It's kind of difficult to remove any big figures from history because it's impossible to calculate the ramifications and the further back you go, the hard it gets. Remove, say, Genghis Khan and I think a large proportion of IIN users (including me) would wink out existence. You may even find that our technology hadn't moved beyond the Victorian age, meaning you and I could never have communicated this way. Or it may have advanced faster and we'd already destroyed ourselves.

        I'm going to take the easy way out and pick a recent figure and also someone who impacts me personally. Harold Shipman. He killed 250+ people in my local area (including my best friend's grandmother) and had been attempted to be brought to justice by my family doctor (who sadly didn't live long enough to see him finally convicted).

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        • I feel exactly the same way, which is why I feel weird about the idea of major historical figures being erased from history. I'd probably go for someone who had little impact (at least in comparison to someone like Hitler).

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          • dappled

            Hmm, nobody ever asks the OP what their answer would have been and, I think, with such a great question, that's a shame. So who, specifically, would you erase (and who would you bring back)?

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            • Damn you, Jennifer!:P The only reason I put that part about not being able to choose "nobody" in the description is because that's what I would have chosen. Hmm, I'll try to think of an answer for both.

              I will need several cups of coffee and lots of time for looking out of windows.:P This sort of thing takes me a very long time. I sort of have an idea for the second question, but it's a completely selfish answer. I'll think about it.

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  • disfunkshinal

    Erase Jesus so that thousands of years later, we don't have to put up with his shit.

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    • lufa

      Stupid people need their mythologies to feel as if their worthless lives have meaning and purpose, so if you get rid of Jesus, he'd be replaced with Buddha or some other kooky character. Incidentally Jesus' life story was stolen from Buddha and Krishna who predate him by 500 years.

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      • disfunkshinal

        True. At least the Christians are just annoying and not violent like the Muslims.

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        • lufa

          Indeed and at some point we're going to need to unite with Christians to take down Islam.

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          • scamps027

            You're seriously bashing religions? Thought people were better than that.

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            • lufa

              And what's your view on religions and theists bashing non-religious people?

              I'm sure you're fine with that-it's completely unacceptable to me, especially since all religious are based on Bronze Age superstitions and mythologies.

              I look forward to the day that religions disappear and will happy to help that process along.

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  • dodongos

    I'd destroy whoever the fuck came up with religion.
    Or at least Judaism, and knock out Christianity and Islam in one fell swoop.

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  • dodongos

    Whoever the fuck founded Judaism so that all the major shitty religions in the world would be gone.

    I don't care what you say, life would be better.

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