If you had to be suddenly hospitalized right now....

....and your family/friends had to go over to your place to take care of things while you were in the hospital, how embarrassed would you be by some of your things? You had no time or warning so that you could put anything away, clean anything up or hide things.

Please comment!! What things would someone see? (porn, dirty underwear, sex toys, love letters, other correspondence, the letter saying you flunked out of college, drugs and paraphernalia, your Nazi uniform, your Klan uniform, crappy poetry, the reciept from your last abortion, etc) Is your place a dirty mess?

I would be TOTALLY embarrassed!! 12
This could very possibly ruin my life!! 15
I'd be fairly embarrassed. 16
I'd only be a little embarrassed. Nothing major. 39
Not embarrassed at all, I have nothing "bad" and I'm tidy. 11
Not embarrassed because I have no shame. 19
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  • Not really anything physical in my room but my internet history would probably be a little embarrassing.

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  • panvicka

    well bottles of vodka, wine (full & empty)
    sexy underwear
    sex toys
    ... in fact i am thinking about putting all this stuff into one big box and in case i die, write a note about it in my last will: "dont open, just burn it"

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  • VsegdaTemnata

    Many years ago when I was an emo in 7th grade, I kept a diary dedicated entirely to my observations of this gothic loser that I had a crush on. This diary had sexual fantasies, tear-filled confessions and professions of love.

    Asides from that I have some nude art that I've created a few years ago, and a couple of old diaries from high school and middle school with highly embarrassing entries, and descriptions of drug usage and sex.

    I would hope that my parents would never find that.

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    • VsegdaTemnata

      God know why I keep all the stuff. Well, why not? Memories.

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  • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs

    An abundance of wank socks...

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  • NothingxCrazy

    I feel incredibly uncomfortable with people looking through my stuff even if I don't have anything I want to hide. Though, I don't think I have anything embarrassing besides my book of writings.. but that's only because they're incredibly private thoughts and feelings I put on paper. It's really another side of me that not many people know.

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  • rle122660

    I'd only be embarrassed by my dirty car and room...really, nothing else...

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    I am confused by this question. Was it meant to be a sex question. I don't have a lot of anything in my room beside books and electronics and random useless trinkets. My pet sleeps in my room so they would probobly be sleeping with me. Well most of the stuff you find in my room could probobly be found in an office. Like books, pencils, paper, notepads, cloth for work, nothing interesting. The stuff that does contain slightly questionable material does not show that on the cover. So you would have to read and watch everything in my room to figure it out. I do have hand cuffs but its just toy ones from a friend.

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  • Nah I am boring, my house is clean, no porno, no sex toys, no drugs. Fair amount of liquor but kept in the cabinet where it belongs.

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  • Legion

    Only if my laptop is still open, lol

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  • ?Tiemeup?

    I wouldn't be embarresed unless they had a look in my closet but when I finish with what I'm doing I put them away.

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  • MahBoi24

    My room is pretty much something you'd see on "Hoarders", so I'd be absolutely devastated if someone had to go in there to take care of my stuff! :-O

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  • mateo

    awww...i love the hospital...they give u just the right amount of drugs and the 1s u need,all i have is this closet full of smelly marijuana

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  • This same thought struck me only a few months ago so i did a big clear-out.

    Shame, since i was really proud of my pubic hair collection. :o)

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    • lol. Did you buy the pubes from Scott Tenorman for $10? Did you take the bus to Fort Collins to ty to resell them at the pube fair?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Tenorman_Must_Die

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  • I thought it was a great question because I have often thought about this. I would be embarrassed about my vibrator but I'd be more bothered about my mother finding my diary from my teen years. I kept one for ten years and it's so sad :( I'd hate for her to know that much about me and for her to think she had failed because I was so sad.

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  • oneilusa

    I wouldn't really care if I was in the hospital and actually sick!!!

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  • I got rid of all the "incriminating" stuff a couple months ago so the only thing I'd worry about is somebody finding my emergency money stash.

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  • catywompus

    Ummmm, I think I'd be ok. All my paraphanalia is kept hidden, so I think I'm good

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  • kismetie

    they'd reconsider why they are friends with me no doubt :p

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  • tentacleTherapist

    Oh, hell yes. I am the guard dog of my own room, no shit, but the things I have. Blech. Mainly it's ONE thing; that's more than a few drawing books of porn/hentai. If anyone in my family caught those I know for sure I'd be kicked out.

    Though the MAIN thing is my computer. What I search up is even worse on there. Though I don't have to worry about that, since I don't do anything illegal and I have a password and CC cleaner.

    Still, in my room, I'd be worried about the drawing books. That's why my pictures usually only have a week's lifespan before they get burned and ripped up. If I want a longer-lasting sexual picture, I'll have to draw it on the computer or scan it, then tarnish the original.

    It's not THAT bad, but I'd still be embarrassed.

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  • I'm the same as Liiaaa3, if they went through my internet history and seen all the murder and decapications I have on there and on favorites then I would probably just be sent to another hospital after I get fixed for what ever reason I'm in the first one.

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  • wigsplitz

    My mom is the most critical, mean-spirited person I know. She loves to embarrass me and cut me down. She'd definitely snoop through my things if I asked her to look after my place-except she does it in a way so as to not feel guilty. She'll go through stuff under the guise of cleaning, or pretend she's innocently looking for something and so on.

    So...wow...I'd be screwed.

    The short list of what I'd be hearing about:

    liquor
    my food
    my underwear
    porn magazines (actually they are NOT mine, I just have them...)
    what's in my trash
    my bills
    personal papers/personal records
    sexual items
    my books

    And the fucked up thing is that she'd try to make me feel guilty for essentially forcing her to come across things she'll claim she didn't want to see. Seriously.

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