If you had an afro...

What shape would it be? I'm not making this a poll because there's too many damn shapes. Personally it would have a pyramid shaped Afro (four-sided)

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  • CountessDouche

    This is a debate that has plagued mankind for centuries. I highly doubt we will reach a consensus here.

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  • Shackleford96

    I'd have a big afro. One that, when I move my head, there's a delayed effect and my afro takes a second to readjust.

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  • davesumba

    A baseball cap shape.

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    • Shackleford96

      http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/21/article-0-0D19505200000578-918_306x423.jpg

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  • Avant-Garde

    Maybe, like a mighty tree.

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  • NurseDiesel

    Scrappy birds nest shape.

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      Are you going to store your eggs there and let your baby birds live in it?

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      • NurseDiesel

        In true Booby fashion, i'd lay two eggs. Shortly after hatching, the bigger and stronger chick will peck and push the runt right outta the head nest, just as its parents had done to their sibling. Its the only way.

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          May I eat the second bird that falls from said nest?

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          • NurseDiesel

            Certainly. And if, while hardcore headbanging, the surviving chick should be thrust forth with great force from the nest and into the mosh pit, you can eat that one too.

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            • Cuntsiclestick

              I thank thee for the delicious meat. I shall consume it with great enthusiasm.

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            • I get attacked by mocking birds a lot. They usually make a weird farting type noise (like squeezing the last bits of ketchup out of a bottle)before swooping down with their bird claws open towards the top of my head.

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  • Parky_Parker

    A small 'fro like Darryl on The Office.

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    • davesumba

      dinkin flicka

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      • Parky_Parker

        Fluffy fingers

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  • TheOneWhoComesFromEnordro

    I'd have it in a crescent moon shape.

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  • Pika-girl

    Normal afro. I'll color it rainbow! ...Or maybe green... I'll look like broccoli.

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  • Aliceee93

    Just a bushy one.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    I'd get a I don't give a fuck, Danny brown Afro

    http://cdn3.independent.ie/incoming/article30058127.ece/4ee8b/ALTERNATES/h342/danny+brown.jpg

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    • BAHAHA I love Danny! I'd say its more cracked out then I don't give a fuck

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      • kingofcarrotflowers

        Haha yeah you're probably right with that and yeah he's brilliant :D

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  • Like my pubes.

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