If you had a super power...

If you could choose any super power. What would it be? What would you use it for? Feel free to add any other non listed power

control time 15
super strength 0
power of regeneration 3
lazer eyes 0
super intellect 6
telekinesis 5
telepathy 1
the ability to fly 5
indestructability 1
the ability to turn poop into food 1
breathe under water 1
I have no imagination and am too much of a sourpuss to join discussion 3
the power to go invisible 9
the power to metamorph 6
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Comments ( 25 )
  • Dulse.

    Lazy eyes... Lazer eyes.

    Invisibility or flight for me.

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    • iEatZombies_

      Dammit. Beat me to it.

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    • yesnomaybeso

      I actually read lazy eyes at first haha

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      • slings_and_arrows

        Me too.

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  • Shackleford96

    Oh, this post again...

    The ability to fly.

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  • hsb49

    a lazer's eyes are most likely focused on the television.

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  • MangoTango

    There's always a hidden liability involved with possessing a super power. Its like asking for a wish from a genie.

    Power of regeneration sounds awesome. Like, to heal someone/something by mind power.

    Of course, if you have superior intellect, you can figure out the secrets of how to achieve all of those super powers.

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  • Teh4HorsMen

    Psionics.

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  • Mytwin295

    I would have the power to make things rise.

    From salary increase to an erection, everything would would 'rise'.

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  • dochollamon

    The power to be invincible. I could go anywhere I want unnoticed. The things I would do.

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  • WhiteStallion

    Telekinesis is freakin awesome!!!!!!!!!! No more planes and shit. But really I wish I had the power to make all the idiots who talk to me shut up :P

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  • Anonnet

    All these and no super speed...?

    Metamorph. Several of the other powers rolled into one.

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  • handsignals

    The power to make my Mother admit when she's wrong.

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  • modernism

    Control time - yup.

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  • Pika-girl

    Fly, go invisible, or be an airbender, I dunno. Telekinesis and metamorphing would be pretty cool, too.

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  • slings_and_arrows

    OP you stole my idea...and have probs done it better. I did the superpowers poll a month or so ago.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'd want super strength or the ability to fly.

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  • Immortality.

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  • megadriver

    Time control! My dream of building a colossal business empire and being richer than in any dream will become a reality.

    But sadly I don't have that superpower, so I'll just have to wait until someone called doc Emmet Brown invents a real time machine. XD

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Pause time

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  • I'll be the president.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      yall gots my vote

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  • reminiscent

    Dark Energy Manipulation

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    • Dark Hado is a very dangerous road, young grasshopper. If manifested wrongly, your body will be turned into an Onegin and your soul will be that of an Akuma.

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      • reminiscent

        Idk...I mostly want it for the Dimensional Storage. To whip out useful things at times...and store pizza in. Then I may retrieve pizza from my storage place any time anywhere. ...oh the happiness ♡

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