Master:Go away.Go free.
Slave:But master!I can't live out there all by myself!
I would die!
Master:ehm..Damn.
Slave:Do you need me to massage your prostate?
Master:No,my prostate is fine.Go have some fun.
Slave:Fun?
Master:Yes fun.
Slave:Like what?what's fun?
Master:Getting drunk?Scoring girls?dancing around?You know,fun.
Slave:I don't know fun actually.
Master:You got to be shitting me.
Slave:Shit?
Master:Just get the hell out of here.I need to take a nap.
Slave:If you need me I'll be in the kitchen cooking.
Master:Whatever.
If you had a slave, what would you want it to do?
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Master:Go away.Go free.
Slave:But master!I can't live out there all by myself!
I would die!
Master:ehm..Damn.
Slave:Do you need me to massage your prostate?
Master:No,my prostate is fine.Go have some fun.
Slave:Fun?
Master:Yes fun.
Slave:Like what?what's fun?
Master:Getting drunk?Scoring girls?dancing around?You know,fun.
Slave:I don't know fun actually.
Master:You got to be shitting me.
Slave:Shit?
Master:Just get the hell out of here.I need to take a nap.
Slave:If you need me I'll be in the kitchen cooking.
Master:Whatever.
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Trismegistus
13 years ago
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Go find the Holy Grail.:)