If you had a child, what would you name it?

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If you had a child, what would you name it? What draws you to this particular name or names?

I have no idea. 7
I'd come up with one at the last minute. 2
I have a list of names that I would choose from. 20
I know exactly what I would name it. 15
I don't want kids!!!! 21
Other. 3
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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    My last name is Hunt so I'd call my child Mike

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    • charli.m
      9 years ago

      I once knew a guy called 'Michael Hunt'....we nick named him....'fuckhead'.

      :P

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        9 years ago

        Haha,

        Better than I get, doesn't take long for people to realise the connection to cunt

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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    Vlad The Imapler for a boy.
    And Betty Sue for a girl.

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  • ChaoticBunny
    9 years ago

    If its a boy, maybe Jacob.
    If its a girl, maybe Isabelle.
    I'm not exactly sure. I'd never name them anything ridiculous like Apple or Dick though. They'll be bullied for sure.

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  • alextsang08
    9 years ago

    Dick

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  • Cats
    9 years ago

    Chloe

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  • jbree868686
    9 years ago

    Boys: Alpheus Vincent, Asher William, Tobias Grey, Benjamin Theodore.
    Girls: Amarantha Skye, Zoella Brianne, Helena Elizabeth, Averie Josephine.

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  • Pika-girl
    9 years ago

    After my manga characters:

    Boy: Neru, Akihiro,
    Girl: Imaki, Miki, Etsumi, Ayaka, Miyuki

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    • AkatsukinoOokami
      9 years ago

      I swear Japanese girls names are the best!!!!! :)

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      • Pika-girl
        9 years ago

        OOH! I know, right?!

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    9 years ago

    Alexander Joseph for a boy.
    Audrey Faye for a girl.

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  • charli.m
    9 years ago

    Haven't really discussed it with him.

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  • GreyWulfen
    9 years ago

    I don't really want to have kids, but if I had them, I'd give them an exotic and unique name.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Boy: Michael or Lucien.

    Girl: Elizabeth.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I don't want the financial burden known as kids.

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  • ShinyLugia
    9 years ago

    Boy: Wesley
    Girl: Lorene

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  • KeddersPrincess
    9 years ago

    Boy: Lucien, Alucard, Armand, Lucius, Nicholi, Vincent

    Girl: Anna-Bell, Athena, Dina (not that many good girl names)

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    Cain or Moss.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    I'm fond of the names Angus and Reese.

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    • handsignals
      9 years ago

      My son's name is Angus :)

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Right on! My dad's name is Reese. If I had been a boy my name would have been Reese Francis.

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  • shuggy-chan
    9 years ago

    what gender

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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago

    I'd come up with one at the time with my other half. In saying that I love the names Thomas, and Rodney :')

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  • dom180
    9 years ago

    I don't have any names in mind. Names don't really mean much to me; they're just labels. Hopefully I wouldn't be the only parent for the kid anyway, meaning I wouldn't be the only person making that decision. I'd definitely want it to be a common name, though. I really dislike uncommon or pretentious names.

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    • charli.m
      9 years ago

      Your comment is so obnoxious, IIN has deemed it worthy of two downthumbs.

      I hope you feel properly ashamed of yourself :p

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  • ParadiseLost1323
    9 years ago

    I don't want kids! Nasty littles shits running around and breaking things...nope!

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  • Tobiasbeecher
    9 years ago

    Hailey McCain obama

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