If you had a baby, what would you name it?

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Let's say you're having a child and Biology dictates that everyone can only have one for the next 30 years to lower overpopulation (It's a new rewiring of your brain). Let's pretend that multiples (Twins, Triplets, etc) don't exist anymore (it becomes completely impossible to have them as everyone's bodies reject having more than one baby in the womb).

What would you want: a baby boy or a baby girl?
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What would you name him/her?

Boy 17
Girl 25
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  • Jweezee
    9 years ago

    A hermaphrodite named Dick Ann Labia

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  • VinnyB
    9 years ago

    And lets pretend that it only rains on Thursdays, and let's pretend that everyone is now born with 11 toes, but all on one foot.

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    • howaminotmyself
      9 years ago

      Do we still have two legs? Or do we hop around on one 11 toed foot? Because that would make the whole baby making thing a bit different.

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      • VinnyB
        9 years ago

        You don't make babies with your legs silly.

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        • howaminotmyself
          9 years ago

          But how do you get between one? Im having a hard tine visualizing it....but im not sure why i am trying to. :/

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          • VinnyB
            9 years ago

            Wouldn't it be easier access if the legs were not there? They would not be there to block your path, so you wouldn't have to get between them at all.

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  • Karmasbitch
    9 years ago

    Karma

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  • chained_rage
    9 years ago

    If it's a boy: Shrek

    If it's a girl: Donkey

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  • Vulpesvulpes
    9 years ago

    Grilled To Perfection.

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    • Dulse.
      9 years ago

      Is that a boy or a grill name?

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      • Vulpesvulpes
        9 years ago

        Grill, baby, grill.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    9 years ago

    I always had this odd desire to name my child Fuck for some reason.

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  • Floppyduckwing
    8 years ago

    Cindy cos she's a cool gym leader.
    Or Kevin

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    Miraculous because I'm well past menopause

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    You'rethereasonwhyihadabreakdown Ihopeyou'rehappy (insert last name).

    I'd probably go with some foreign. I love foreign names. But, do I have to keep it? Can't I have it and give to someone else?

    And OP, you should seriously consider writing a dystopia sci-fi book around the plot of your poll.

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  • shelby
    9 years ago

    My baby girl will be bella and my baby boy will be jasper

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  • Rihyae
    9 years ago

    (If I had kids) A boy named Daniel and a girl named Rosette >w<.

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  • smellypillowgirl
    9 years ago

    Cersei and Tyrion.

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  • icant_
    9 years ago

    Thegypsysailor or yoshi

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Angus or Reese.

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    Boy: Captain Diomedes. One of my favorite Warhamer 40,000 characters. But that's only if I had to. I hate kids.

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