If you had 200 illegal beans and the bean police were at your door....

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Where would you try to stuff your illegal beans

In a Tardis left over from the Dr. Who series? 12
In the crotch of a statue in Barnegat, MA? 3
In a Republican's dorsal vent? 1
In Ron Paul's scroto-sack? 6
In your pie hole? 8
In your friend's car on the dashboard with a sign, Here IT IS! 9
In the Freezer under your stash of sinsemilla? 5
In a Baptist Confessional? 2
In your maiden Aunt Hortense's wooden leg? 11
In a Republican's Mouth? 7
In a picture of The Virgin Marlene? 1
In a cage filled with oversexed Tasmanian Devils? 8
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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    id throw down the beans get out the window and run, i can give up beans easy..unlike mateo who loves beans lol

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  • spottytortoise
    12 years ago

    Love how many people voted Tardis! wth are illegal beans?

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
      12 years ago

      Who knows... It's just a tool with which individuals are trying to express their biases against conservative / republican views.

      Hmm. Maybe the beans are full automatic weapons. Or handguns.
      Those you can never have too much of anyway

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  • thetimeofyourlife
    12 years ago

    'Fire cures all sins' thats the mantra i live my life by.

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  • mateo
    12 years ago

    women smuggle more beans around cuz of their cooters so i would probably shove em up there if i had one

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    In Nancy Pelosi's skull. I mean there's no brain there ... so you can fit all the beans in the world, several times over, inside that cavity.

    *grin*

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    • Yumazing
      12 years ago

      I would hide my beans in Michelle Bachmann's body. There's a lack of a heart AND brains. Plus, I can say that she couldn't run for president cuz she has illegal beans. Hehe. >:)

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        12 years ago

        TRUE DAT!

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        • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
          12 years ago

          You forgot to mention Michelle Obama. You can stuff them in there too.

          =)

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          • Yumazing
            12 years ago

            She is definitely not as bad as Michelle Bachmann and Nancy Pelosi.
            Although you could put them in her part of the brain where style and fashion are. She has no sense in that area.

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            • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
              12 years ago

              I dunno.

              I mean about her brains. Granted Pelosi could be outsmarted by a bag of bricks but .. I don't know how far behind Michelle would be

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      • ck345
        12 years ago

        lack of heart? im sorry wanting to pay welfare for a bunch of people who want to live off of the government is not being without a heart i wish people would stop being so brainwashed. try making wal mart wages then seeing grown ass scumbags who havent worked for 20 years getting over a 1300 dollars in foodstams for three kids who were old enough to have jobs themselves then find what heart you have

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  • Alexander_Louise_Armstrong
    12 years ago

    i hate you

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  • maddog546
    12 years ago

    Logically,I'd stick 'em up a stray cat's ass.

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      Hahah lol

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