If you ever get locked in a grocery store for a week, would you.....

Eat 82
Just drink water 2
Wait til someone rescue you 7
Die from starvation 4
Or this is the most stupid question to ask 41
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  • coffeebreath

    I'd eat, because how embarrassing would it be to die of starvation in a grocery store?

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    • I just lol'd so loud then.

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  • anti-hero

    Why is the store closed for a week? That is a bad way to run a store.

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    • Avant-Garde

      Holidays or severe storms (Blizzard, Hurricane,etc)

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      • anti-hero

        I kind of want to get locked in a store. I'd eat, drink and use all the stuff I wanted. If they wanted me to pay, I'd say well I could sue you for false imprisonment. Then they would let me go. haha

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  • howaminotmyself

    I'd rearrange the shelves.

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  • If they also sold scratch off lottery tickets I'd play them until someone came and unlocked yhe door

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    • coolio75650932

      smartest idea ever :3

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  • dappled

    I'd eat and drink and keep a running tally of what I owe. I'm sure the store owner would be more amenable to finding a well-fed customer willing to pay, than a corpse.

    I guess this is truly what is meant by a captive audience, as well.

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    • Lol.....

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  • coolio75650932

    yo mamma so stupid she was locked in a grocery store AND STARVED TO DEATH!

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    Who the hell would go hungry for a week in a grocery store? You would have to be plain stupid!

    I would eat my ass off and drink every beer I could run down my throat. That week would feel like 15 min after I left the liqueur isle!

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  • i would eat and drink what i liked, they should have been more vigilant when locking me in, i would be mad

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  • I would cover my face and hands (gloves), spray all the cameras with something that I could find in the shop, look for all the money, find something that I could use to put the money in to discretely leave the shop with the money in when I could leave, notes first, coins after (If coins at all).
    Try disable the cameras and delete the recordings, unless they have a password for it, which is why I would have used a mask just incase.
    Once I done that, I would eat and drink, then make somewhere to sleep. I would find some different clothes I used when I first ent ered the shop, then change in to them the day I was to leave.
    Once I got that out of the way, I would do the same with the jewellery. I would use some way to get in contact with someone (If I was in Wales it would be the person that would help me out on this) and tell him of everything, find a way for him to leave with it, and then meet up later.
    In the mean time while I was waiting after I planned it all out, I'd just sit back, connect a TV and other things like a DVD player, watch some movies, or play some video games, eat food and drink liquids, read some magazines,

    Would be pretty interesting.

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  • Bubbles-for-life

    I would invite all my friends over for a feast XD back door magic Um i would take everything i could fit in my bra and clothes and giant hat then i would yell at random things Toys, posters, scratch off machines etc.

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  • Ryan556

    Is my gf there???????
    If not I'd be wakin just cause I'm locked up dosent mean I can't be horny

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  • Avant-Garde

    1. Call someone and see if they could free me
    2. Make it my fortress and rule with an iron fist
    3. Take pictures till my phone died or
    4. Die from Starvation

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  • myownopinions

    Well surely there is a phone in there or keys to unlock the door. If not then I would eat and try to pay the difference after the week is up.

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  • misca

    I would just leave.

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  • Aleks85

    I'd probably drink all their beer. ANyone up for a drinking contest?

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  • kit291

    i'd try things i never tried before that way if it makes me ill no one will see... i'd also make sure that there was electricty because i couldn't cook food without it and out of date milk smells horrable.

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