If you could replace your hands with anything, what would they become?

Another pair of hands.

Faces of cute girls^^

Double Ended Dildo in one hand and a bottomless can of lager in the other.

two big fat subwoofers for hardcore dubstep

a T-rex

If I had to replace them: augmented hands like in Deus Ex.

Fleshlights (look it up) :)

Pocket pussies

Horse dildo on one hand and infinite cum on the other. I'm perverted got a problem?

Functional bionic metal robot hands that have super-strength and super-dexterity.

werewolf claws

If I could replace my hands with anything it would definitely be Knight Gauntlets.

CHAINSAW!

Then I could run around saying awesome cheesy lines like "Groovy!" and "Give me some sugar, baby!"

Scissors. I would then ruffle my hair into a mess, purchase a black armor-like suit, and legally change my name to Edward.

And thus I become... Edward Scissorhands.

Other:

More hands. Seriously, why not have two pairs of hands on each arm. That way you can REALLY multitask. Type while you're eating, while not lifting your hands from the keyboard.

or... no more one-hand typing eh? ;-)

panther paws or tentacles. i like tentacles.

bear claws!

a pair of brains! Imagine having triple brain power! I should be able to figure out anything then!

boobs