If you could name your private parts

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If you could nickname your penis/vagina/breasts/anus what would you name it/them?

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    I'd name my asshole 'Congress.'

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    • VirgilManly
      9 years ago

      Is there a large set of steps leading to the entrance?

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    I'm not especially concerned with the boat, but the little man in the boat is the Captain.

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  • Imnotembarrased
    9 years ago

    I'd name my dick midget and my assshole awful smelling.

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  • pixie_dust
    9 years ago

    Upstairs, twin towers.. downstairs, peach pie

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  • KeepsakeDoll
    9 years ago

    I already named my main course as 'Kirby'.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Or, maybe I should name them something from nature?

    Volcano, cave and sinkhole.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Kung fu, ninjutsu and Taekwondo.

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  • Shackleford96
    9 years ago

    What about my balls, could I give them a nickname?

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  • disthing
    9 years ago

    Willy Bob Thornton.

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