If you could have your fart in colors, what color do you want it to be

If you could have your fart in colors, what color do you want it to be?

black 2
white 3
transparent (just like now) 7
rainbow 11
red 0
blue 2
yellow 1
green 1
orange 1
violet / purple 5
grey 0
brown 1
pink 2
other colors (name them) 1
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Comments ( 20 )
  • stopandthink

    I'd want mine purply pink. It would lure helpless humans into my trap as they'd probably think it would smell nice.

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *rofl*

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    They'd be one giant rainbow of toxic fumes.

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      There are just as many toxic substances as there are colors in that rainbow.

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        It's a beautifully colored rainbow of death!

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        • omghahahawasbanned

          At least you die looking good.

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            Yay! Thank you. Though I must say that my farts tend to linger, so anyone that opens my room door would wind up killing everyone else with that deathcloud.

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  • Freedom_

    Galactic farts, with stars and universes and shit.

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      Could easily be the winner here, people!

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  • Anonnet

    Thought green at first, but that would be too generic. I'd go with black. I can make believe I'm a machine running off an old coal engine.

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    • Legion

      Beware the black cloud of death!

      Also, it should sound like a diesel truck!-

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      Hahaha

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  • Legion

    Oh! Oh! Ive got it! Green, along with that cha-ching! Sound.

    I shit money!

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  • dirtybirdy

    Like aurora borealis.

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  • Neon green

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    wouldnt the colors depend on what yall ate?

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