If you could detach any one body part, which would you choose?

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The body part would do exactly what you want it to do(you maintain control over it all the time), and it could magically hover around with a maximum distance of about 50 meters away from you.
It's also somewhat shielded against outside influene, functioning as if it still was attached to your body(so an eye would allow you to see, not hurt because of heavy wind or because it "lands" somewhere, but if someone sticks a pen into it, you have a problem).

Considering that, which body part would you choose?
(Note that i only listed the 3 i see as most likely(plus the genitalia joke to save guys the trouble of mentioning them), but you're welcome to choose any 1 body element you can think off. (Head, e.g., would be multiple elements, but if you want for some reason, you could detach your beating heart :P))

One of my eyes...viewing remotely is fun! 15
One of my ears...eavesdropping is fun! 22
One of my hands...i could be SO lazy. 16
My genitalia...you wouldn't want to know why... 19
Something different, i'll comment! 9
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  • flutterhigh
    11 years ago

    One finger, exclusively for the purpose of tapping people on the shoulder and giggling maniacally in the bushes when they turn around and shrug because nobody's there. And poking butts.

    Also, how strong is the telekinesis involved in controlling the body part? If I balanced on my own detached finger, could I fly? Because that would be awesome. Then I could poke butts from the sky.

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    • blackalica
      11 years ago

      Holyshit that was funny!!!

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    • TerryVie
      11 years ago

      well, the telekinesis lets it move freely through air. Any other necessary power(such as opening a window, lifting something, poking someone) comes from you...as said, the body part may be remote, but it functions as if still attached to your body.

      I guess technically you could "trick" this by holding on to something with your hand and then "pushing" it away from you, making yourself "hover"(you won't fall since you are holding on to something with your hand)
      The control would be lackluster at best, though, and the activity strenuous, too(ever tried holding on to a climbing bar with only ONE hand? not really convenient i'd guess(i think i can't even hold on with only one ^_^ )....)

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    Ear, the possibilities of knowing what people say when your not around would be endless! Possibly bad for your mental health and self image too though.

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  • blodmann
    11 years ago

    If you detached your genitals you could do so much more with them...

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  • blackalica
    11 years ago

    My nose...so I'z could sniff funny smellin' stuff....or my tongue so could lick whatever the fuck I wantO_O gene Simmons up in this bitch.

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  • Their-Heaven-is-our-Hell
    11 years ago

    Oh thats too easy, My penis, If i were attacked by someone I could give him or her a golden shower!

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    • dongwhan
      11 years ago

      I'm sure you can do that anyway, I know I've seen videos about that.

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  • Aleks85
    11 years ago

    Eyes for voyeuristic reasons. Could you imagine some guy sitting there beating off with no eyes in his head while he's looking at a chick through her closet. Classic.

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    Definitely my hand. But not to be lazy, to be able to reach more things. The top shelf is so neglected.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    Anus, because ... hey why not?

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    • Corleone
      11 years ago

      Smart choice! You can go to school while your anus stays at home, hovering above the toilet. Or even better, hovering above your enemy's bed. You can take a shit whenever you like :D

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      • TerryVie
        11 years ago

        hence the limit of distance :) unless your school/workplace is REALLY close, that won't really work.
        But you could probably take a dump on your bosses desk without someone noticing.

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        • Corleone
          11 years ago

          Sweet! Sign me up for the surgery :D

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    Bladder and intestines. I'd never have to go into a freezing cold loo on cold winter nights, never miss a minute of movies, never use a stinking public toilet again.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Well, I've already had a detached penis today (blame that one on TerryVie), so I think I can resist making the joke.

    The hand would be good. One of my windows is twenty-five feet above the floor and even on a stepladder with a skyhook, I still can't reach it.

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    • TerryVie
      11 years ago

      well, i'm blaming YOU for this poll in the first place, courtesy of your detached penis... ^_^

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        Me? :O This is nothing to do with me. I was just here trying to be a good boy and talk about windows and stuff. And now you've made my penis be detached in two separate polls. If this goes on, I might actually lose the thing. :P

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  • NoraBaker
    11 years ago

    Honestly, none of those appeal to me. However, I'd love to detach my brain sometimes. ;)

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    • dappled
      11 years ago

      That's what tequila was invented for. :)

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      • flutterhigh
        11 years ago

        That's a myth, actually. Tequila was invented specifically to transform Flutterhighs into raving coquettish bastard fools.

        Yes yes, "what else is new haw haw haw".

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      • BlueJeansWhiteShirt
        11 years ago

        OH YEAH!

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        • dappled
          11 years ago

          lol, although the day after a night on the tequila, I do actually wish I could detach my brain. :)

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          • BlueJeansWhiteShirt
            11 years ago

            Lmao true. Im more into the jager if I wanna get proper pissed.

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            • dappled
              11 years ago

              Me too actually, but it knackers my stomach the next day for some reason. Black sambuca is great stuff, though.

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