If you could change your name what would you change it too?

I’m curious on what people would change their name to, if I could change my name it’d most likely be Dean or Yoshi, why not?

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  • SoulBound

    Princess Consuela Bananahammock

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  • cipro

    Sir Fartsalot.

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    • Cottonbrains

      It's not the speed that kills, it's the impact.

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  • charli.m

    No idea. I can't even name a pet without worrying about possible rammifications. I don't particularly like my name, but at least I didn't have to stress about choosing it.

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  • ZEDOKTORISTPLZD

    I used to LOVE Samantha, but sadly it’s so overused. I used to like the name Charlotte, but that was until I dated a Charlotte and we had a very bad falling out.... I like the name Karen, now.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    I have legally changed my name I won't say my former or new one.

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  • IrishPotato

    Macbethula Arthur the Fourth.

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    • Cottonbrains

      Sounds like a black male name

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      • IrishPotato

        Whatchu talkin' about fool?

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  • Elizabeth.

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    • Tealights

      The name I wanted too.

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  • tinyguylittle

    Alfred E. Newman

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  • Anonymoususerggcvhibouhuyirv

    Hazel

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  • twigheart

    Lilly. I always loved that name.

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  • I've already changed my name before, from Lauren to Lucas, when I came out as a transgender male

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  • lordofopinions

    Edward as a middle name.

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  • Names Jess!
    But I want to change it to Abigail

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    • Abigail is a beautiful name.

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  • Variety8

    I guess not well versed in online anything my user name is my real name. Its unusual in itself. But I have often considered changing my middle name to Winter, I just like it for a name. No girls so never got to use it.

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  • Nickvey

    Karen . i think i want to be known as Karen, i know it is a girls name . i just want a reason to beat up people and i know with a jury trial i can win if my name was Karen. Ill just say the guy was making fun of my name "karen " so i hit him one time and he went down.

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  • Slowlymovingfast

    My name is Joe.

    My legal name is not Joseph it is Josiah.

    A lot of people call me Joseph and it pisses me off, Anyone who reads my name tries to call me Josh.

    All my life I've wanted to change my name to Jay not J-a-y just J.!

    Now that I'm old it's not going to happen and I wish that I had been more adamant about it.

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    • megadriver

      J... Nice to meet you. I'm K. Let's go fuck up some alien bad guys XD

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      • lordofopinions

        Lol!

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      • Cottonbrains

        ... My name is Kei(second name on ID)...
        And my legal first name is I...

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        • megadriver

          Your name is I Kei... No offense, but it sounds like a Kia model...

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      • Slowlymovingfast

        😂😂

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    • lordofopinions

      You can still change it.

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