If world war 3 happened, which country do you think would win and why?

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If World War 3 happened, which country do you think would win and why?

USA 17
Russia 13
Sara Palin 4
China 2
North Korea 3
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  • icant_
    8 years ago

    Russia because Vodka.

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  • dinz
    8 years ago

    Sarah Palin would probably put a damn cast iron pan on her head and strap a bible to her chest thinking it will protect her Alaskan ass from the fall out.

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    • Avant-Garde
      8 years ago

      The trailer for Iron Sky 2 is comming to mind. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPwtDjzJMI

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  • VinnyB
    8 years ago

    A strange game.
    The only winning move is not to play.

    How about a nice game of chess?

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    • thegypsysailor
      8 years ago

      Your post reminds me of that movie where a computer is on the verge of wiping out humanity by starting a nuclear war and they are using your philosophy to crash the computer. I can hear the mechanical voice of the computer getting more and more confused in my mind.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        8 years ago

        i think the only cornfused voice in yalls mind is yalls mind professor falken

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        • thegypsysailor
          8 years ago

          Thanks.

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
            8 years ago

            yalls weccome

            just bein effervescent and enlightenin as always

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      • Redcoats
        8 years ago

        Is that the one where the guy is like: "You're malfunctioning and I can prove it by beating you in a game of chess?"

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          8 years ago

          more like teachin the computer that 'tictactoe is stupid and futile therefore destroyin civilization is too'

          course my fuckin ipod has more memory and processin power than the superduper computer they was featuring in thatall mid 80s movie

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      • VinnyB
        8 years ago

        You're being sarcastic right?

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        • thegypsysailor
          8 years ago

          No, no. see post above. Movie was 'War Games'.

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          • VinnyB
            8 years ago

            Lol yea I know the movie was War Games, I was quoting the movie word for word. I wasn't sure if you know that and were being funny, or actually believed it was a coincidence.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    If WWW3 happened, there would be NO winners, moron. After the bombs fall, there's the radiation. If that hasn't wiped out all life on the planet (except cockroaches, they say) the nuclear winter that would follow, would probably cover the planet in ice for several centuries.
    Hum, didn't really think that question through did you, oh wise one?

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    • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
      8 years ago

      Apparently you've never heard of MAD (Mutual Assured Destruction). You know, the main deterrent to nuclear war since the start of the Cold War. The OP didn't say nuclear war, he said World War 3. No one said the next world war can not be fought via conventional warfare.

      Hum, didn't really think that question through did you, oh wise one?

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      • VinnyB
        8 years ago

        Many people who lived through the cold war equate the 2 as meaning the same thing. I know when I hear the term WWIII, I still think of it as meaning a nuclear war resulting in MAD. That is just all you heard all the time. WWIII was inevitable, it will be nuclear, and we will all die. The drills in school hiding under the desk or putting your head against the wall and covering your face didn't really make you feel safer either.

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        In what universe could you possibly believe that WWW3 will not be fought with nuclear weapons? You are 100% delusional if you think putrid Putin would just sit back and allow his militarily impotent country to be over run by NATO, using conventional weapons? Wishful thinking.
        MAD is a wonderful ideology (well, not really, but anyway), but when it comes to nut jobs like Putin, it's not very realistic.

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  • umph
    8 years ago

    Latvia.

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  • Nokiot9
    8 years ago

    With all the fascist governments coming to power in Europe rigt now and Russia invading the Ukraine... This is a bad set up. I can almost guarantee you that if war breaks out in Europe on a larger scale, Russian troops will flood in with possible Chinese support. If that happens... The end of the world could be at hand. The largest nuclear nations at war. At war in a place none of them call home and aren't afraid to turn into a wasteland of ash and fallout.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Win? What do you mean win? When all is said and done you may have come out on top, but have you really won anything?

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  • CanadianCowboy
    8 years ago

    Russia, almost nobody in history had been able to beat them WITHOUT them having nuclear weapons like they have now

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    Get ready for Armageddon. After ISIS establishes it's caliphate, they will work to start Armageddon because they believe they have been anointed as agents of God to cause this prophesy to come true.

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  • Darkoil
    8 years ago

    I think you need to read up on your world wars. A war between 2, 3 or even 4 countries would not count as World war 3. World war 2 was named as such because it was a war between the Allied powers against the Axis powers, nearly every country in the world was involved.

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      8 years ago

      I think these are only the countries that could potentially win the war, not all the countries involved in WW3.

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  • chained_rage
    8 years ago

    Sara Palin is a country?

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    • JD777
      8 years ago

      Yes, she can see Russia from her country.

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  • Avant-Garde
    8 years ago

    Russia. Their secret weapon will be Sara Palin.

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  • moonknight1996
    8 years ago

    NORTH KOREA BECAUSE THEY HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!!

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  • omghahahawasbanned
    8 years ago

    The notion of Sara Palin winning WW3 is just mind-boggling.

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    • Short4Words
      8 years ago

      Take out the 'l' in Palin and you get Pain.

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      • Avant-Garde
        8 years ago

        "I bring the pain.", should be her new catchphrase. "I can see Russia from my porch.", didn't do her enough justice.

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        • seekelp
          8 years ago

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          • Avant-Garde
            8 years ago

            What are you talking about?

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  • LuxM4G
    8 years ago

    That's a little too vague. There are a plethora of variables to be accounted for.

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